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Malk is the mysterious substance said to eminate from the stimulated male nipple... Child psychologists have deemed malk tastier, and more nutritous for infants than classical breast milk... It is alleged that the all male taste sensation was rediscovered during a pseudo-scientific experiment, which sought to test the effects of nipple massage on memory recall... Annual Malk Day is on the 26th of Aym...

—Reporter Testicles, (IllogiNews 24)

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