Tea and crumpets

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Did you mean: Tea and TRUMPETS?
-enter upper class Englishman and Fat Kid-

Englishman: I say ol' chap would you like a spot of tea followed by crumpets?
Fat Kid: Crumpets?
Englishman: Yes, Crumpets.
Fat Kid: CRUMPETS!?
Englishman: Uh, yeah, you okay?
Fat Kid: CRUMPETS STARTS WITH C!
Englishman: Yes, well er-
'Fat Kid: CHOCOLATE STARTS WITH C TOO!
Englishman: And?
Fat Kid: Chocolate?
Englishman: No, not chocolate, crumpets.
Fat Kid: CHOCOLATE!?
Englishman: Whats wrong with your face?
Fat Kid: C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E-!
Englishman: What the heck is going on here!?
Fat Kid: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAH! BLEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Englishman: *is dead*
Fat Kid: Oh, sorry ol' chap, I was fantasizing about chocolate...
-enter Bill Nye-
Bill Nye: Did you know that lasers are made of light?
:Fat Kid: Oh SHI-
Bill Nye: ROYAL RAINBOW!
Fat Kid: *melts*
-enter Queen Elizabeth-
Queen Elizabeth: I have queen of aces, what do you have?
Bill Nye: The Coriolis effect does not affect how toilets swirl.
Queen Elizabeth: I got the Royal Flush.
BIll Nye: *gets flushed down toilet*

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