Tea and crumpets

Did you mean: Tea and TRUMPETS?
-enter upper class Englishman and Fat Kid-

Englishman: I say ol' chap would you like a spot of tea followed by crumpets?

Fat Kid: Crumpets?

Englishman: Yes, Crumpets.

Fat Kid: CRUMPETS!?

Englishman: Uh, yeah, you okay?

Fat Kid: CRUMPETS STARTS WITH C!

Englishman: Yes, well er-

'Fat Kid: CHOCOLATE STARTS WITH C TOO!

Englishman: And?

Fat Kid: Chocolate?

Englishman: No, not chocolate, crumpets.

Fat Kid: CHOCOLATE!?

Englishman: Whats wrong with your face?

Fat Kid: C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E-!

Englishman: What the heck is going on here!?

Fat Kid: IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAH! BLEARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Englishman: *is dead*

Fat Kid: Oh, sorry ol' chap, I was fantasizing about chocolate...

-enter Bill Nye-

Bill Nye: Did you know that lasers are made of light?

:Fat Kid: Oh SHI-

Bill Nye: ROYAL RAINBOW!

Fat Kid: *melts*

-enter Queen Elizabeth-

Queen Elizabeth: I have queen of aces, what do you have?

Bill Nye: The Coriolis effect does not affect how toilets swirl.

Queen Elizabeth: I got the Royal Flush.

BIll Nye: *gets flushed down toilet*

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