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hello, yo, sup, what-up? Hows it hangin? Good? Yeah? Fab! Lets begin.
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It has come to my attention that recently the worlds main source of internet is drying up due to over-usage.
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In recent years, use of the internet has risen by over one hundred billion thousand percent. The internet has allowed mankind to pass boundaries previously thought impossible, such as swapping funny e-mails and uploading pictures of naked people. However, it has been announced today by the department of CyberStuff that Earths stockpiles of internet are running dangerously low.
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{{Q|If people continue using the internet in such a massive scale, and in such a wasteful manner, we fear that we could run out of it as soon as 2012|A member of the Department of CyberStuff| on what he said}}
   
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George U U Bush has today issued a statement saying that he is very upset by the loss of his hamster. We are not sure how this is connected to Internet usage but we have posted it anyway to prove how silly he is.
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It is expected that the Government will soon put into force new rules and regulations over the use of the internet, such as:
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*1. Banning porn sites - This would reduce current internet usage by 95%
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*2. Banning Illogicopedia - This would lower internet usage by a further 3%
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*3. Buying Dubya a new hamster so that he will stop crying.
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It is hoped that by introducing these measures, the internet will have a chance to re-stock and recover.
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This is the worlds greatest news reportist, signing out--[[User:HelloolleH|The Brappinest Gangsta hardnut in-yer-fez crackalack chazawak slap and smack boom shack attack brap!!]] 22:32, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
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Revision as of 22:32, 18 Arply 2007

hello, yo, sup, what-up? Hows it hangin? Good? Yeah? Fab! Lets begin.

It has come to my attention that recently the worlds main source of internet is drying up due to over-usage.

In recent years, use of the internet has risen by over one hundred billion thousand percent. The internet has allowed mankind to pass boundaries previously thought impossible, such as swapping funny e-mails and uploading pictures of naked people. However, it has been announced today by the department of CyberStuff that Earths stockpiles of internet are running dangerously low.

“If people continue using the internet in such a massive scale, and in such a wasteful manner, we fear that we could run out of it as soon as 2012”

~ A member of the Department of CyberStuff on on what he said

George U U Bush has today issued a statement saying that he is very upset by the loss of his hamster. We are not sure how this is connected to Internet usage but we have posted it anyway to prove how silly he is.

It is expected that the Government will soon put into force new rules and regulations over the use of the internet, such as:

  • 1. Banning porn sites - This would reduce current internet usage by 95%
  • 2. Banning Illogicopedia - This would lower internet usage by a further 3%
  • 3. Buying Dubya a new hamster so that he will stop crying.

It is hoped that by introducing these measures, the internet will have a chance to re-stock and recover.

This is the worlds greatest news reportist, signing out--The Brappinest Gangsta hardnut in-yer-fez crackalack chazawak slap and smack boom shack attack brap!! 22:32, 18 April 2007 (UTC)