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Hi. I had an idea. Perhaps I can move some content from Uncyclopedia to here once it is deleted with a message like 'content moved to Illogicopedia' or something. Then, the article can be moderated/modified to fit in with the style of the wiki. --Hindleyite 15:42, 8 January 2007 (EST)

Sounds like a good idea to me.--Silent Penguin 10:48, 9 January 2007 (EST)


OK, to mess with the top sidebar, edit mediawiki:sidebar. See here for an example of this. I'm still looking how to edit the bottom one. --Hindleyite 10:39, 9 January 2007 (EST)


it seems like NOT being an admin is more desirable on this site. There are after all 4 admins, and only one user (me!) so the logical (or illogical, hehe) conclusion is that not being an admin is more rare and makes me more important. And maybe if you behave yourself, I will make you a "user" as well. --Composure1 12:55, 16 January 2007 (EST)

I just came here to make you less important. Hope u never worry? D. G. Neree 22:52, 18 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
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OMG C*CKS!!!!!!!!

speaks for itself really


Wouldst thou be so kinde as teau lette me be an Admin? Flameviper 14:55, 2 February 2007 (EST)ThFlameviper|Flameviper]] 15:01, 2 February 2007 (EST)

There is one, its in admin only areas though, so nobody who isn't an admin sees it.--Silent Penguin 05:09, 3 February 2007 (EST)

A chance to start from scratch

Well, Illogicopedia is extremely new. And it has very few articles/users. Very few articles.

So I suggest we take the opportunity of a brand-new wiki and run with it.

Let's attempt to make the current articles good enough to stay, and temporarily ban new article creation, or at least by anons. We should organise this wiki at a very small scale and expand from that; if we have misformed foundations, then it will end up like Uncyclopedia. There will eventually be good things, but everything will ultimately be slightly askew because we didn't take the time to create it the right way. Flameviper 18:48, 2 February 2007 (EST)

What? We are still laying foundations now, but we cant afford to lose all of our fantastic editors and end up at the start again. This place has rules and regulations for users, but few for content, there is the About page, but that needs to be improved, it just isn't emphasised as much as it should be. I dont see what is wrong with here, its still in its early stages so we can still fix anything that is wrong, just say where you think it can be improved and we will consider a way of solving the problems. this place was always a temporary location anyway, we always intend to move either to wikia or to host the site ourselves. Does this clear things up a bit for you?--Silent Penguin 05:20, 3 February 2007 (EST)
I was thinking something more along the lines of modifying the infrastructure (i.e. Illogicopedia: namespace) and getting the rules down pat so that everything is defined when it comes to users and such. For Uncyclopedia, I'm supposing that never happened (or at least it seems like it) because there are little constants as far as administration goes. For example, there are little to no designated venues for conflict resolution or deletion review. It's assumable that for Uncyclopedia and, to some extent, Wikipedia, the nature of the completed wiki and the needs of its users was unknown from the start, and thus the core structure was slightly mislaid and thus the entire wiki was built well-padded with information/humor but was slightly astray. I reccomend making an "Illogicopedia infobox" that outlines the core priniples of Illogicopedia and lists all the policy pages. I'll start on that promptly. Flameviper 11:09, 3 February 2007 (EST)
Dont think we can do namespaces as this is hosted on a wikifarm, we only have the namespaces we already have. the rules are down pat, just search rules in the search box, i will do all of the things above by adding to the community portal, currenly our rubbish articles policy is that a user can put a trash template onto the article and then it has around a week to improve or it gets deleted. the point is we have all of these rules in place we just dont use them yet because we don't need to. I will put the pages inso that they are all linked together though. Take that rules page in mind when creating any policy page. One more thing, conflict resolution currently takes place in the forum which can be found in the community section of the navigation bar on the left.----Silent Penguin 11:21, 3 February 2007 (EST)


I'm here. Can I be an admin? Goshzilla 13:20, 3 February 2007 (EST)

oh, so many people begging, you will join the list we have made up in the forum--Silent Penguin 13:22, 3 February 2007 (EST)

Put me on it too, while you're at it... 21655 {screwed up / fixed your crappy grammOr / is made of beef, apparently} 20:19, 18 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
That was over a year ago :| --Silent Penguin 21:57, 18 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Lol! But Mr Penguin, I believe we need to have a discussion about admins again... in particular for a different time zone to Europe. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:02, 19 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
Maybe, and perhaps remove some current dead admins. D: --Silent Penguin 19:50, 20 Ergust 2008 (UTC)
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Way WAAY better! :)

Hey, I was thinking of making the I with arrows by itself be the logo for the "Illogicomedia Foundation" and then with the banana it refers to the wiki.

thanks, nice to hear its a hit, the one is still sitting aound, so yeah, the making it the project logo is fine with me.--Silent Penguin 10:32, 5 February 2007 (EST)

um ... i joined the forums as "Nerd42" just like here. i expected to get alot more done on the site today but i haven't because i got distracted by some awesome music. maybe be back later --Nerd42 11:43, 5 February 2007 (EST)


Hey Silent Penguin, I'm starting my own wiki, and wanted to know how you set up an IRC channel for a new wiki. --Wehpudicabok 23:16, 23 February 2007 (EST)

Though I did not use it for a wiki, I have used chat4all ('s IRC to set up a channel for my forum. The instructions are on the site, and a channel is instantly activated. Find me on #Eternity. David 01:26, 24 February 2007 (EST) To be honest, i didn't do it, i found how to do it though since, if you want help though i might be best if you ask nerd42 insted, ill see if i can find that web page in the mean time, some googleing should find out how to do it.--Silent Penguin 08:37, 25 February 2007 (EST)

Actually, I was helping out the person whom asked, rather than asking for help. No problem, though. 23:17, 25 February 2007 (EST)


You are now a superhero. See Peeonu. David 23:58, 25 February 2007 (EST)

Happy Birthday!

Just noticed that it's your birthday. Many happy returns. I would have brought you a cake, but erm, my dog ate it. So, I brought my dog - we can eat it instead! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:56, 27 February 2007 (EST) thanks--Silent Penguin 16:20, 27 February 2007 (EST)


Hey there. I'm working on this. Feel free to modify/make additions as you see fit. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:29, 5 March 2007 (EST)

okie dokie--Silent Penguin 16:41, 5 March 2007 (EST)


Someone needs to edit the site's javascript to include those div tags. The prime example is here: u:Template:Die. It's randomness, what could be more fundamental to our project? Flameviper 12:36, 6 March 2007 (EST) sorry, Robkohr calls the shots here, if they dont work, they dont work, and there is nothing we can do to solve it.--Silent Penguin 12:43, 6 March 2007 (EST)

It appears...

That someone hath dashèd mine hopes of becoming an admin. Is this so?


I know you still want Wikia hosting, but provides wiki hosting, you have to apply, they host multiple sites on the same subject, and provide a domain name for sites over 10 pages of content. David 06:08, 13 March 2007 (EST)

Apoligies for the second request under the same thread. However, I think reaching a milestone of 100 members, would it not be reasonable to have an ALT newsgroup (e.g a Usenet group) that permits images and text only? Should your ISP not list our group, you can simply request it from Google Newsgroups.


Here, it sucks but whatever. Flameviper 07:36, 14 March 2007 (EST)


I think it's a good idea to avoid tasteless profanity (as I have made the mistake of using). But sometimes, it's neccesary for a good article. Perhaps a template is in order? Something along the lines of "This article contains profanity. Proceed with caution". And maybe a pr0n template. All would be in Category:Not work safe. Whatever. Flameviper 18:32, 14 March 2007 (EST)



Courtesy of

Feature Stamp image request

Could you please make me a version of Image:Feature stamp.png that is transparent? So that we could put it on a black background or a yellow and pink polka-dotted one and won't have this halo of white pixels around the edges? --Nerd42 15:34, 30 March 2007 (EST)

When i have the time i will.--Silent Penguin 06:11, 1 April 2007 (EDT)


I made a userspace thingy much like mine. But I made one custom for you. Just click on the "online" or "offline", and type in which you are. :D User:Flameviper/signature 13:19, 2 April 2007 (EDT)

Hey SP

I mentioned earlier that I'm starting a new wiki (and thanks for the site, by the way), but we have a problem. Nobody seems to want to stay on board! I get a new user, I welcome them, and they never write anything! Or they write one or two things and never come back. How did you manage to expand Illogicopedia so? Wehpudicabok 00:40, 3 April 2007 (EDT)

No real trick, i didn't if you look in the special pages at the user list I have 40 users of which only about 6-10 edit regularly, you just have to be nice, consistant and have a good idea that people want to edit. yours is a very good idea but it is a bit cult(so its hard for people to edit it) and you need to know what you are talking about to edit on it, so making a clearer main page might help and add in a overview of things you need to know about your fictional world and add a better forum of some sort to help build a community as your wiki will rely heavily on it. hope that gives you some pointers. --Silent Penguin 07:54, 3 April 2007 (EDT)

I think the main advantage of ?pedia has been the fact it's a breakaway from Uncyc so has had some promotion in the off-topic forum gaining us some extra users. In addition I have, on occasion, mentioned to Uncyc users that might 'fit into' this wiki better on the evidence some of their articles (which were invariably deleted). MrMetalFlower is an example of this. Maybe I should do it more...
And that's about it, really. I'd say 95% of our users were originally from Uncyc. It's a slow process, sometimes only one new user a week and generally they sign up and fade away. We're lucky in that, as SP mentioned, we have at least six committed contributors which keep the wiki going from day to day. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:49, 3 April 2007 (EDT)

It's-a me!

You know who I am. :P SoaP 12:30, 16 April 2007 (UTC)


Yes, it's me! \o/

with a flashy new sig no less.

SoaP 12:30, 16 April 2007 (UTC)


May I ask for your personal consent on my idea of the Illogico-Uncyc link as posted on the forums? Also, can we move the forums to a place on illogicopedia, instead of going to a whole other website to go to the forums.--Zerotrousers 07:40, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


Could you please moderate This page until I (hopefully) become an admin? thanks, Zerotrousers 03:28, 18 April 2007 (UTC) Sorry to spoil your fun but we already have a method for deleting articles via the forum, we are going to move to the wiki forum though, and i have made a page there for stuff like this, I will however edit that page to work with the forum system--Silent PenguinPenguin_foot.JPG 15:33, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

2 questions

First of all, your sig. Change it so that the code is template based. Second of all, I propose a deal. I'm tired of sitting around in a community where 2 thirds of the people there are admins, and i've also realised that I'm useless at writing random articles. As much as I love this site and everything it stands for, I feel I'm not much of a help and all I do is slow things down. However, i'm not going to just leave, I'm going to propose a deal:Make me admin, and I will constantly moderate all pages that require it: I'll ban users, I'll delete crappy pages, I'll track down serial vandals/blankers/10 year olds, and etc. In other words, i'll pretty much become the Famine (as in the uncyclopedian) of ?pedia. I know it's a pretty big request, but I want to know what it's like to be an admin and delete the main page really want to be as much help towards the site as possible. I would really like you to consider this carefully, and if this is not possible, please tell me other ways i can make the movement of the site smoother and how I can deem myself worthy of adminship. Thanks, Zerotrousers 09:39, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

I sorted out my sig yesterday after I noticed that the nosubst: was missing, my last post is a normal template I believe. Doesnt help your campaign for adminship to tell someone they are doing somethign wrong. Like iv said to people who complain about it having no point/or they cant think about stuff to write, Its not all about the articles, its posting in the forum and generally being happy with other people, ?pedia is more of a Laugh type of site than a site you add to a knowledge base, there isnt a knowledge base to add to. Things you can do to help: post on the forum; it makes the site look more active: Mark rubbish articles with the trash and VFD templates, Feature good articles, get more users, add to the podcast, add to the blog, Maintain the VTU and VAU, there is plenty to do. Also articles don't have to be random, they are also things like wikipedia vandalism or one liners. We have six admins because we have three founding members. An admin position isnt final, if someone isnt preforming then they don't get to keep the job. Just stick around, don't be nasty and show you can be responsible. Finally, Get us some more users, we need to build a good community. Does that give you a long enough list?--Silent Penguin 15:30, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it does, but i wasn't telling you your sig was annoying as a campaign for adminship, I said it because it was annoying. That is all. Also, why are there 6 admins due to 3 founding members? That makes no sense.--Zerotrousers 06:21, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, there are six admins of which three are founding members and three normal admins. we only had one at one point and then we added two more becuase the one was too little, but its fine at the moment, when we have more users we may well need more admins, espeacally ones in your timezome, but for now we don't need any, as soon as we do though we will talk about it. But you can help us get more users by spamming spreading the word about ?pedia so otheres come here.--Silent Penguin 15:20, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Russian main page

Right now I'm leaving, I'll finish it later. --Hani.jpgHani2.jpg

20:06, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


My siggy was broked, but I fix'd it. Thanks for telling me before I started using it and looking silly (wouldn't want that, OMG!) SoaP 15:13, 24 Arply 2007 (UTC)

Come on - I'm dying in my well stocked fridge

Shouldn't you put up the new feature now? (moon 50%full)

Ok, we will do it in a minute.--Silent Penguin 18:43, 25 Arply 2007 (UTC)

Ooh, ooh, I wonder what it'll be? -- Hindleyite 19:01, 25 Arply 2007 (UTC)

Can i have the star now, pleaseth? --Testostereich 19:09, 25 Arply 2007 (UTC)

This edit...

...looks a bit suspicious to me. Note how a certain someone kept moving the article to ED before as well as made many references to it on that wiki. Also note the n-word added and goatse references. Going by a search, the Hardvice name replacing AAH on that page is also an ED-er banned on Wikipedia. The editor is likely either someone quite familiar with the related goings on or a certain someone in particular. Can't be all too sure, though. --Fluffalizer 20:27, 27 Arply 2007 (UTC)

I cant really tell, How would the editor know about Hickipedia to post those edit, i gave them the benifit of the doubt, but looking over them like that, its best to revert it and check the list of known AAH vandals to see whether their is a match.--Silent Penguin 20:32, 27 Arply 2007 (UTC)


Greetings, Silent Penguin. We are pleased to see thee. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 00:57, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

we? How many are there of you? Maybe the party can get started then?--Silent Penguin 15:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
I think he is suffering from a certain condition. --Fluffalizer 16:50, 1 Aym 2007 (UTC)


aslkgjbfaliwbegubwigfwagghSoaP 15:24, 1 Aym 2007 (UTC)


*lurks by* I put it in. --Fluffalizer 14:24, 15 Aym 2007 (UTC)


Rabbi Techno here, thought I'd come and have a look at what's going on in this peculiar little nation of Illogicopedia - good to see it beginning to take off :) RT 14:17, 19 Aym 2007 (UTC)

woompa loompa

[1] nasty bonzi buddy bookstore -StortzYAAAAAAAWG talk


  • The issue has been raisèd of people who have created article but accidentally didn't log in - how can this be combatted?
    • MetalFlower.jpg

nothing, there is no way to stop this from happening. just try to remember to log in. sorry dudes.--Silent Penguin 15:34, 22 Aym 2007 (UTC)

Re: Whatever you Said

Lol, thanks, and will do. I wasn't planing to hang out for long but this insanity is pretty fun. :u) -- Citation-Seer 01:39, 16 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Your username

Aha! I bet you stole your username from here! Or is that your site or something? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:00, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

nah, didnt steal it, iv used it for ages, i just never had the money to buy the domain. As its quite charismatic there are quite a few Silent Penguin's out there now, as I set my mail to one of the others by mistake once, I know that that guy, (ie .com insted of was not the guy who owns the domain, so there are at least three people who go by the name now. But hey, im proud to be the first to have used it.--Silent Penguin 13:57, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Cool. That's like the other day, I found another Hindleyite on some forum somewhere. I was honoured. Did they steal the image of the penguin with the peg in its mouth too? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:00, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Nah, i borrowed that, i figured, they stole my name, id steal their identity. :P --Silent Penguin 14:02, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
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Mr. penguin,

Do you know.... if...uhmm.. how many admins are on this website?? I'm in a trench filled with agony and death.

--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:16, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Er, odd request, yeah, 19 list of admins (werewolves) why?--Silent Penguin 17:00, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)


Can't let famous Dutch apple pyes lying around for too long

Very confusing this... Glad you picked a lemon! :D. G. Narrator - Let it all out! - Why did i do it? 19:53, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

What have I done??? everything has to be built up from scratch!!! days & days of copypasta, uploads & headaches over wikifreaking codes....... Silent Penguin, I am a happy person. you have deserved a dutch Apple pye! D. G. Narrator - Let it all out! - Why did i do it? 20:30, 22 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, fun isnt it.--Silent Penguin 10:45, 23 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, couldn't resist it. D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 15:47, 26 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Le gherkin (manical french laughter)

Hows the pickle being judged? You said on IRC the admins would judge it but some of them have submitted articles. I'm confused. --Testostereich(ballsack) 07:16, 24 Yoon 2007 (UTC)


got kicked out D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 18:19, 24 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

How did you get kicked off of IRC, im guessing its more likely to be a gateway problem, the best idea is to install a chat client onto your computer.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 10:53, 25 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Yes, you told me. problem is, i work on public computers (housingproblems). My regu;ar NetCafe does't allow downloads anymore', and if they do, they clean the harddisk everyday. But I'll see what I can do. D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 17:27, 25 Yoon 2007 (UTC)
Well, you can always try going on the gateway again, or asking if it can be installed, if you request they are more likely to be accepting.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 17:34, 25 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

Just finished typing up the Illogilution

Do you wanna take a look and amend it where necessary. Where would we display it on the site?--Testostereich(ballsack) 07:48, 26 Yoon 2007 (UTC)


Kind sir, could you tell me if there is a deity here that I can worship? Or if not, is it allowed to build a little temple for a moment of peace & reflection? D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 23:05, 27 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

yeah, a giant penguin named Igolli--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 10:47, 28 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

*lurks by* Also, concider The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness. (one of the rather "interesting" inside-jokes I brought to Uncyclopedia and somehow have managed to keep there. though, as with the other related stuff, it'd be quite fit for Illogicopedia as well) Just be careful and you should be able to avoid fluffalization to oblivion. --The Divine Fluffalizer 11:03, 28 Yoon 2007 (UTC)


Silent Penguin i have been thinking about lemons. Although they are rich in vitalmin C, they are not my favourite fruit. They are generally sour creatures that need a lot of sweetening to be agreeable in conversation. Would it be possible to change it into another, tastier kind of oaft? a pear would be nice, or something red, like an apple or a plum. Guess i would go for the pear. D. G. Narrator - Let it all out. 22:58, 28 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

PWNgoose Incident

I am sorry for what I did on the front page the other day. I was in a bad mood and took it out on the first site I saw. Unfortunately that happened to be yours. I didn't mean to runi the site, and hope that you can forgive me, if not, my banning is justified-PWNgoose 21:05, 3 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

AHHHH A GOOSE!!! THOSE are similar to Do-Dos (so are ducks... but I love ducks.). I hate Do-Dos!!! GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:30, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

PWNgoose is a combination of PWN and Mongoose, not a goose, not a bird...PWNgoose 21:05, 3 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Gold star

What do you need to do to get one one of those beautiful gold stars? Cause I want one, and need to do whatever I can to get one!--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 17:44, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Well, an Admin either gives you one or you have a featured article.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 18:50, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Existance is featured now... do I get one?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 19:00, 2 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Never mind... i got one..... Hindleyite gave it to me.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:20, 3 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

I have reason to believe sock puppeteering is going on in the feature vote.

During my morning musings I went to check how the voting was going to see a previous 5-0 vote had become 5-3. Fair enough I thought, but in the space of fifteen minutes two new users had appeared with little to say and even littler to contribute. I checked the feature vote and surprisingly all articles except for Bcbkye had about 3 extre votes against them and bckbye had about 2 extra votes for it. I don't want ot point the finger but I'm fairly sure it was Fonchezz who was on illogic around the same time, but not during the small period of time when the sock puppets were made. Also it's in his interest bcbkye gets featured as he would get a gold star. I could be worng, what do you reckon? Also, this may sound liek I'm clutching at straws but Fonchezzz has been dubbed the "sockpuppet king" aswell as stating in the entry above mine that:

“What do you need to do to get one one of those beautiful gold stars? Cause I want one, and need to do whatever I can to get one!”


--Testostereich(ballsack) 12:06, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Well, Certainly I see what you mean. BUT... I have no reason to object cause its in my favor. My friend (in real life not in illogicopedia) Oleelra... is the one who nominated me, firstly for writer of the month, in which i got overwhelmed and... somehow got my self in to the thousands... negative thousands. and then.... i was at his house and we decided to make tons of accounts. Don't ask why... we are strange. So.... thus... the extra votes. Feel free to take bcbkye out of the running... because.... i didnt nominate it anyway! --Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:33, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Oh and, My message ... thats hinting towards my last one. Existance.... ya.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 12:36, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Don't worry me and Fonchezz sorted it out on IRC, it was sockpuppetting, we agreed to make it fair and restart the voting, - which I've done by adding in an extra questiion mark to the feature template on all the articles up for feature. I explained this in a comment with my edits. Apparently the sock puppets belong to Oleera and not Fonchezzz. I left a message about it on Oleeelra's talke page so you might wanna do something or something etc. Thankyou --Testostereich(ballsack) 12:55, 11 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

New voting method... please?

Ok... More screw ups on the Feature vote. Some one else reset the votes and just did a ton of against voting. My article... had 1 against and 4 fors. But once i got back from vacation over the weekend.... it had just three against votes. Mr penguin, please change the way the feature vote is set up. Try the uncyclopedia format.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 22:02, 15 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

I must support Fonchezz here as it's too easy for aspiring users to heavily influence the featured article. Make it fair so like only the admins oculd vote and nominate etc - cos people just seem to vote from themselves and spam other highlighted articles with no votes. --Testostereich(ballsack) 07:05, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

It appears all the polls are sort of, well, f*cked up. As soon as i viewed Ct (to see if it was going to be deleted etc) the poll restarted itself. The exact time i looked on the page is hte time it says the poll reset itself. I suggest a complete change in voting system, as Fonchy said.--Testostereich(ballsack) 11:40, 16 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

I to tha R to tha C

Since my thirty day trial of Xchat dried up i can't seem to get onto IRC. People reckomend Chatzilla yet I am unsure how to get this moving. Being a hceapskate I am unwilling to pay even a single penny to get onto IRc, but get onto it I shallt! Oh yeah and the connection to it on Illogic has gone awry. It says the web page may have been noved bla bla bla. --Testostereich(ballsack) 20:27, 19 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

well, for chatzilla you are going to need to get Firefox, download that, then follow the link for chatzilla on the chatroom page ;) --Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 12:44, 21 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Er, maybe we should do something. Perhaps.

Yeah, as you know some people are getting a bit hot under the collar over this forum vote issue. If we don't do something soon, Fonchezzz will explode in a heap of banana flesh.

What are your thoughts on all of this? I don't recall getting your opinion in this thing at any point. Do ya reckon we should keep the existing method? I think it's unique, personally, and it was great for a bit but it has its flaws. A page based system might be a fairer way and be good for checking socking etc.

If you agree, we could go ahead with a simple old stylee Uncyc VFH system until we could get together with the coding dude and knock up something more original. What sayeth thee? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:05, 22 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

eeerrrr errrr errrr errr ssshhpeeeee shmeeee shhpapapapapapapapa KABOOM!!!!! woops... gotta clean up that banana flesh--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 20:17, 24 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
Too late. You got a mop? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:43, 25 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)


can you add User:Stinkfly/slate.css to MediaWiki:Slate.css please. --Stinkfly me gooped! (talk) 13:39, 29 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

Code: WIKI

If you help to repeatedly vandalize Code: WIKI, and get other illogicopedians to do the same, I will stop vandalizing here.Pepsi is Devil Drink 03:12, 1 Ergust 2007 (UTC) You have Tried this before, Satan will skate to work before I vandlise a website for you, Its not F*cking on, Get this into your thick skull, The internet isnt your F*cking playground, you can't just throw the toys out the pram whenever the hell you feel like it, now grow up, stop being such a dick and make yourself useful.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 18:46, 4 Ergust 2007 (UTC) Yes, please do aqcuire some maturity. You do not 'control' the internet, despite the high vandalizing a small wiki might give you. --Asema 18:51, 4 Ergust 2007 (UTC)


I was wondering if you mind if I play a little with unweather. I'd like to make it a bit more extreme....Mordillo

For your hard work

Dedicated User Award

Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

Hey, you deserve it man! --Testostereich(ballsack) 18:39, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Also could you write a quick bit on yourself/a manifesto/a death sentence on the section for you on Illogicopedia:Club Card Members. Ta! --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:16, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

CGI:IRC banning

Apparently, you banned Wikia's CGI:IRC portal from the #illogicopedia IRC channel. I've been told that it's against FreeNode's rules to ban an entire portal like that or whatever, but um, also me and several other people behind firewalls use it so please leave it unbanned, as its unbanned now and ban users not whole portals from now on. (You might not have even done this on purpose - I have no idea.) Thanks :) --Nerd42 04:58, 2 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, someone was being really annoying on IRC, Spamming, and banning just their name doesn't stop it, I must have compleatly forgot about it, it was only supposed to be a temp thing.--Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 12:24, 3 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
K, cool. Say, you and all the new admins you've made have all been doing a great job. sorry I haven't been able to be around much :) --Nerd42 15:03, 5 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
So CGI is now unblocked? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:50, 5 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)
Well, CGI has been unblocked for a few days now, i think Asema did it or DF, because it was unblocked by the time i checked it on the third. --Silent PenguinPenguin foot.JPG] 16:43, 5 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Hej thar

How do you change the ?pedia picture in the top left corner? I've had enough of "Phrubub Nose the Cheese" and I'm going to be taking action. PS: Adsanfkjlsson. MetalFlower.jpg

*lurks by* Go to Image:Wiki.png and upload a new version. Note the stuff going on on the talkpage, though. --The Divine Fluffalizer 11:22, 12 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)


You've been

The Proposal

Will you marry me?

SP, I was just wondering if you would grant me adminship. I know nearly all people who ask get turned down but seeing as I've been categorising and linking considerably over the last many months (basicly what admins do) I thought perhaps I could obtain Pimpmanship adminship. The extra powers could be a real help for when deletable articles come up etc and I'm on the site pretty much all the time.

Anyways it's up to you and cheers for the rollback power you've already given me. So what do you say? I'll kill you horribly not be too disapointed etc if it's a no. --Testostereich(ballsack) 17:14, 25 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

I support Testy's proposal. I think it was only a matter of time before he became an admin anyway. That's my comment for what it's worth. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:15, 25 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)


We think you're gay.
Don't worry, that's a compliment!
 Click here to be gangbanged by three people 

--Hmr1.JPGHelloMetalReich(sux) Bourne from the ashes of Hiroshima

It's finished: Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey

yeah, --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:56, 13 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

May I suggest archiving your talk page? --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:58, 13 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Pffh, effort.--Silent Penguin 13:56, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
I wonder how long SP's talk page can get before he succumbs to temptation? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:56, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
is that a challange? :P --Silent Penguin 20:19, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Indeed it is, though it may piss a few people off... this page is one of the most visited on the wiki and it'll take forever to load on a school computer. Don't let that put you off, though.... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:35, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
WHA! someone removed my table of contents, now i have to scroll down, har bloody har!--Silent Penguin 15:41, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Pickle judge

Yo seppy, can I be a judge in the pickle?--Testostereich(ballsack) 16:27, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

woort? you mean you dont wanna make one then?--Silent Penguin 16:29, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
The Pickle comp will be of a lower quality with the absence of Testicles. However the judging panel will now rise by 33.3% so it could benefit us in the end. Habloozer! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:35, 17 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Also, I was kinda saving "Bogus Journey" for the pickle but because it didn't seem there'd be one for some time I just wrote it up.--Testostereich(ballsack) 07:27, 18 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

If the pickle entry quantity (could've probably worded that better). Ok, start again.

If the number of pickle entries stays as low as it is at the moment we're only going to need one category for entries.--Testostereich(ballsack) 19:23, 20 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Archive the talk page

Go on I dare ya! --Testostereich(ballsack) 17:09, 29 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Nah thanks --Silent Penguin 18:03, 29 Octodest 2007 (UTC)
Do it! --Testostereich(ballsack) 20:01, 30 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Acorn Day

Happy Acorn Day! Acorn.PNG -- BlackholeSig.PNG<font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

Er, like, thanks, i think. please could you make your siggy picture a bit smaller, its kinda annoying--Silent Penguin 21:54, 12 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)


Just to let you know HellooleH (Jon) voted on the leader thing on my username cos he was too lazy to vote himself. Sorry bout that MetalFlower.jpg


We gots a little problem here... we've uploaded and we want to it be put in a browser thingimabob much like that in Wikipedia:DragonForce. We've tried uploading the template but it doesn't work right. Do you have any idea 1. why or 2. how to fix it? Thanks --Hmr1.JPGHelloMetalReich(sux) Bourne from the ashes of Hiroshima

like i said

Forum:Pickle judging.... too long..... check out my idea--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 16:11, 23 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)


Is this another ryan sock you are referring to, another me sock, or just... anyones? I technically dont have socks, i make their userpages with my name. like user and nilats fesoj. YA.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 11:30, 14 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Augh, all these users, iv no idea who is and isnt a sock anymore--Silent Penguin 14:12, 24 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Retro Week

I like the sound of this idea. What are you planning to do with the site? Are we gonna unlock it for a day? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:03, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

lol, yeah, the plan is to migrate for the week back to the old ways of the site, so editthis and the ol' forum and stuff, for a weeks unconnected editing, cus the site isnt up to date :P. Then have the article improvement fortnight after that.--Silent Penguin 13:08, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
Sounds good! Wait, what the hell am I doing here? I must have taken a wrong turn. /me heads back to Uncyclopedia. Cs1987 2.0 13:21, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
NOOOOOOO! dont leave, stay, be merry, in a community that isnt full of people arguing with everyone else :) --Silent Penguin 13:53, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, CS, come back! Enjoy the madness. Seppy: a week of the Proboards forum again? Sounds awesome! When's it start? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:22, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
Tuesday :D , PS, get your arse on irc, tisnt the same without you :) --Silent Penguin 15:47, 29 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Insane page: Erq Cnaqn

Think ROT13. -- 21:21, 31 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! me says no username and delete because it's a ripoff of Wikipedia's Red Panda.-- 21:50, 31 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Retro week

I made a start on preparing the Proboards forum. I know, I was bored, so I gave it a mellow yellow theme. I'm not quite sure about it though - if you reckon it sucks it's easily changed. Happy New Year. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:53, 1 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Important message

Big brrother.jpg You have been asked to take part in Big Brrother 2008

Click here for more details

Accept or reject on my talk page

Thank you and good luck!

Ben Blade 14:27, 4 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


Are U on Illogi at ta moment? Ben Blade 00:18, 12 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Ooo, dude, you just missed me then, unlucky. i am on now though, freeking hell, why do people just not use the chatroom to talk online, im always there whenever im on, just use that insted ;)--Silent Penguin 10:50, 12 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


Sorry if this is annoying bothering u agen, but if u cud I would like Big Brrother, which is starting in February, to have a banner across the top. (E.G:The retro week banner on every page.) Because Big Brrother needs the public to lift off, I would see it as a great way to get people voting. Thank you,

   Ben Blade 15:07, 13 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

well, iv honestly no idea what the hell it is, i mean, if you design a banner. i will put it up when i know what its about, all i know is its a series of tasks, losely hung off the format of the dire tv show big brother. But you gotta be more detailed.--Silent Penguin 15:13, 13 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry I've sorted out the banner. BTW are you ever going to archive your talk page? If you do we'll make that an Illogicopedian National Holiday. :P --Testostereich(ballsack) 16:23, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)
No, i am never going to archive it, never ever never. I shall find a different solution.--Silent Penguin 20:34, 22 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)


--iI Kjm.Rt Ii 11:18, 2 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

Favour Time

<Eiffel_T> on everypage it had at the top Stick Your Pickle In Today Cud U Do Something Like That Saying "Contestants Wanted For Small Brrother"

<Eiffel_T> PLZ!

<Eiffel_T> PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Eiffel_T> Please

<Eiffel_T> are you ignoring me

<Eiffel_T> Please Can You Do It! You Wouldn't Answer Me On IRC


God that was cool. Guess what website i was doing my homework on 3 hours earlier? []

21:01, 27 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)Ben Blade

I'm gonna annoy ya!

Silent Penguin says:
the cpu speedo is still going a bit wild
Duncan says:
Duncan says:
*types very slowly, as if seppy was a retard*  
Silent Penguin says:
Silent Penguin says:
its redlining
Duncan says:
flatlining more like  
Silent Penguin says:
mm, its starting to come down now
Duncan says:
come down, come out more like! (seppy has a gay computer lol)
Silent Penguin says:
Duncan says:
Yes! Success is mine!
Wait wut? This may be on my userpage but I didn't add this Testostereich(ballsack)

Re:your kick

It's fine I take no offense in you kicking me off irc. Although the reason I was pissed off last night was because of you guys ignoring me and the shotgun thingy lolz. And yes, fwends.-- Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 20:17, 25 Arche 2008 (UTC)

Thanks, suh

Thanks for judging the pickle, specifically. I know you were really stressed about getting it done and all. So well done getting it done. Let Nerd42 fend for himself, that's what I say!

And it's not just 'cause I won that I'm thanking you. Seriously. Then again, I did say not just...OH LOOK AT THAT!


--Ljlego 00:20, 28 Arche 2008 (UTC)


I noticed you put tumbleweeds gif on Special:Recentchanges. ROTL. My only problem is that I'm uneasy about uploading an image from Uncyclopedia. MrMetalFlower has involentarily planted an anti-Uncyc guilt into my subconcious. -- Kippers Talk Crap Special & Randumb! 06:11, Apr. 9, 2008

Anti Uncyclopedia, eh? Sounds like an article I wrote a loong time ago... gah, no! I can't believe I'm whoring that stuff even now. I actually have to agree on the tumbleweed though... reminds me fart oo much of Uncyc. There was a deliberate, childish typo in the previous sentence - can you spot it? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:20, 9 Arply 2008 (UTC)
<sarcasm> Typo? what? where? i see no typo.</sarcasm> also, whoring, foreshame hindleyak.--Silent Penguin 21:33, 10 Arply 2008 (UTC)


i was rudely expelled from the web yesterday by the Wifigods. There was no opportunity to say goodbye, so i'll do it now. I mean, i'll say ello first. ello Seppy. ok, that was that. And now goodbye. No, not goodbye, but hasta la vista. O no, that's Spanish. Ayway... ehm... there was something else but i don't remember. oh well... it'll come back. D. G. Neree 09:22, 8 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


I'm not a member here i am just asking how you put that VFH picture up because i want to do that on my wiki

HI Silent Penguin

It's Sk8R, aka MaurEEK. drop by my User talk:Sk8R Grl talk page when you get the chance. Bye! --Sk8R Grl 17:11, 14 Arply 2008 (UTC)

OI I AM ON FIER!!!!!!!

Er, I mean, everything's going great! Flaming Kitty 15:02, 4 Aym 2008 (UTC) (This is a volcano!)

A question

What does "usernamedropping" mean.? 19:11, 7 Aym 2008 (UTC)

It means you should sign in when editing talk pages RFK! :P --Testostereich(ballsack) 19:31, 7 Aym 2008 (UTC)

I hate to bother the big pengu, but will give my friend O'learly a star for his feature. But, if you cant be bothered ill go bother testies.--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 21:06, 1 Yoon 2008 (UTC)


How do I make an article???

HA. well you can type in the name of the article, and then if it doesnt exist, say create this page. AND silent penguin may I have a star for the envelope in sentim?--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 19:09, 9 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

ello --User:binclin Salute.jpg 13:52, 10 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Guess What


This male user has been deemed hot by the sorority.

--Hey, its Maureen, don't profanitise in an excessive, yet accomodating manner with me! 18:34, 10 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

A blackbird sat on a black hole! What the fuck now? 4415.gif binclin  Yak your nuts offAH! WTF?I got the little bugger! 06:13, 12 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

I am at this minute very annoyed. I am at the top of the screen, clicking "user page" repeatedly, AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING! Maybe if I click it again... AAH it didn't work. Why is this not working!? (clicks "user page" over and over and over) IT'S NOT WORKING! There must be some stupid technical error going on. I blame Wikia. Some WHAT!? (talk) (contribs) (edit count) 01:07, 29 Yoon 2008 (UTC) By the way, I know perfectly well that your user page redirects to your talk page, so you don't need to tell me so.

You mean my user page? cus I kinda don't have one, sorri :D --Silent Penguin 13:24, 29 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

Oh hi

I just wanted to expand your user talk page a little bit closer to certain browser crashing proportions. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:48, 30 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

I'm amazed it hasn't gone beyond that yet. :P --Silent Penguin 18:38, 30 Yoon 2008 (UTC)

oh hai

3 Flameviper 08:30, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Gulp... Flamey's back :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:02, 8 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


How's the quest for independence going? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:09, 14 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Iv been putting it off, we should discuss and make sure it's what we need, etc before sealing the wikia door away, put away any doubts, and such. --Silent Penguin 18:27, 14 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Having doubts, then? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:08, 16 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

im waiting for wikia to convince me that they are worth it, plus im not sure if its worth the money or not. --Silent Penguin 20:37, 16 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Well, that 120 quid a year is a lot to stump up. We could find some way to raise the cash, maybe.
Alternatively we could negotiate with Wikia, appeal to them and say, "oh, give us the freaking Uncyc skin, it ain't fair, it's favouritism that Uncyc gets their own skin, Wikipedia doesn't use Monaco, everybody here hates the new skin... blah". Personally I'm at my wits end with Monaco, that little piece of ****. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:11, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
WE could offer them buttsex nachos? --Testostereich(ballsack) 13:17, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
Oooh, I could make em, with extra arsenic cheese! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:18, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)
PS You got time to come on IRC, Reich? I'm bored. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:19, 17 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

You is Experiencing Major Headaches.

If it were not for the fact I lived inside a Shoop Da Woop, I would sprout a lovely Rainbow over Baltimore just for you!!!!!

For not making it clear who I is, Migraine 18:44, 16 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


Cheers for updating the IOTM crap. Saves me from doing it :)
Also, have you emailed our new admin yet? I know a few people who are hoping it's them... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:18, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Wa? i thought you were going to email--Silent Penguin 12:58, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Lol, I'll get to it now. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:01, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Maybe its an issue for IRK --Silent Penguin 13:01, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
Kaykoo. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:04, 1 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

u r wprthy

Flub Nugget Award

FLub NUggetCloseUp.JPG

Raggle Fraggle King acclaims, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother and/or sister, have proved your yourself wprthy! I hereby award The Flub Nugget Award to you for your services to all randomness! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE OVALISH ROUND SHAPED TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

--Ragglefraggleking 14:24, 2 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)


Well, I am back. And I will stop being rude but dont tell me what to do, in exchange?? OK bye.


Yeah, I'm trying my hand at something creative; the vandalism gets to you after a while. Thanks for accepting me and letting me stay around. I'm not sure what you guys are trying to make on this wiki, so forgive me if I don't get all of the in-jokes or illogicopedia writing style right away. Again, thanks. Avril Troll 17:05, 15 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Forum icon thingymujwat

It worked! Do you know if you could make a red one for the already read posts or would that not be possible? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:14, 16 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

yes --Silent Penguin 15:05, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)
If yee need to change it, just upload another image ;) --Silent Penguin 15:44, 20 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

I'm kinga new in these parts Hi~ King Wib (bread) 03:21, 3 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Seeppy! Helpie!

Whats the heel's happened to the main page! I've looked at the previous edits for the main page but there's no sign of this coming on! Solve it sepppy!User:TheBladester/sig 09:21, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

cheers!User:TheBladester/sig 10:38, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Someone used cascading formatting on the main page vandalism :D its what its there for obviously, these vandals don't realise that is there for just that purpose, create a bit of anarchy every so often :P --Silent Penguin 10:48, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)


If anything as drastic as an article purge happens then you can kiss goodbye to this Illogicopedian, I'm going back to Uncyclopedia.

Think I made my point there :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:15, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Hindleyite, why? The sites becoming stale and boring, this is what we need. --Testostereich(ballsack) 11:21, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
Im not suggesting a purge, im suggesting an archiving, i just thought it might help, reorientate the site and stuff, the current user base is a bit on the antisocial side, they remind me of the users that are dragging uncyc down the hole of no return too.--Silent Penguin 16:29, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
also, its a suggestion, not gospel--Silent Penguin 16:30, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC)


Hello Silent South Pole creature, how are you doing? Congratulations with breaking free from Wikia. Now that Wikia is out of the way, maybe i'll do some editing on irratiopedia in the future again. Also i saw that there bare no admins there at the moment. I could stop by daily to check for vandals & such, maybe get the site running again, at least until i find someone else. It's a shame to see it dead. D. G. Neree 17:15, 5 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) \;;thers something wrong with the interface tough. If it is of sany interest: Oncyclopedia has become independent and we're veery happy about it. Oh and by the way: Carlb is 100% one cool ok guy. One of a kind. take care, talk to you later. D. G. Neree 22:50, 5 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)


Can you rename people on this wiki? --Ryan. 22:45, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Yes.--Silent Penguin 22:51, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Can you rename me without the dot in my name then? --Ryan. 22:57, 7 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Me too! (having noticed this is limited to your usergroup) What I'd like is to throw off my mock-lofty past and become plain old Fluffalizer. Because Fluffiness speaks for itself. Or somesuch. --Fluffalizer 17:50, 15 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Done--Silent Penguin 22:15, 15 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

The long break i had...

I have had a long break, but i'm back and we've moved. Anyways, thingy! --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 06:50, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Evenin Mr Penguin man

I've made my most measured response yet to Karl on the Wikia wiki based on the stuff we were talking about in the chatroom earlier. But now, I must fly, for the morrow upon which I will see thee brings great justice (and potato waffles). -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:58, 13 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, he's making things awkward. Why can't they just respect my wishes instead of resorting to tiresome license potato cut messages? If Nerd was more involved in this site, maybe he'd see our point of view that Wikia are very awkward and bureaucratic. Maybe they don't have workers' unions in the US? :p -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:12, 14 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Also, may I draw your attention to this. It appears that the New Monaco incident was much larger than we anticipated. If newspapers such as the Guardian reported this back in August, they and others may well want to know how things are progressing now. As such, we have a larger chance than I anticipated of you know what. I suggest setting up some sort of Google Group or at least somewhere we can log things in private. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:42, 14 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Yup, i told you so, they are just wasting time now. ¬_¬ --Silent Penguin 17:56, 14 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
Definatly, We are the first major english group to actually leave :D --Silent Penguin 17:56, 14 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

Old Editthis wiki

Hi. I just noticed today that, on a search for 'Illogicopedia' on Google, now comes ahead of the editthis wiki. Woopwoop! Strangely, that old wiki shot up the pagerank when I searched the other day... weird. I ain't comin on IRC this evening (cba) but is there any way you could unlock the editthis wiki? I want to see if I can sort out that weird javascript/css problem that's going on over there. I also know you're gonna say 'Well there's no point because we left ages ago blah blah' but since it's spewing up quite high in the search results it might be worth looking at, jazzing up the move notice and all. Also, it's an important part of our history and should be preserved! Looking through the site we had then, it was pretty crap but we had that independent, anarchic never say die attitude that's got us to where it is today. Cheers. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:12, 4 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

You can unlock it yourself using the control panel near the special pages on the sidebar--Silent Penguin 19:22, 4 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Mwaha! Cheers, it's looking better already. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:29, 4 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)


thanks for the welcome see you around

--Robbo297 19:13, 12 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Festive message:

Merry Christmas!
Santa cat.jpg

Ben wishes you a merry christmas and a snappy new year. Take that as a Insult compliment!

Merry Christmas!--Ben Blade 23:30, 18 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

norvegian illogicopedia

Hi, I recently started up a Norvegian illogico (norvegian "Artigpedia"). But the logo is still a banana and the text below is still in english. I like you would change it and send it to me on . I like to have a stawberry in stead of a banana and the text may be like PIRATDEIGA (AID EPOC IGOLLI) and Vi tror i frukt (In illogic we trust) and at last the lettre "I" can be changed into a "A" (Artigpedia), you can also change it on the website itself, but leave me a message first | CartoonistHenning 15:04, 22 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Is there some progress? CartoonistHenning 18:43, 31 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
uhh no--Silent Penguin 14:51, 1 Jeremy 2009 (UTC)


(Rash log); 23:40 . . Silent Penguin (Talk | contribs) unblocked Todd Lyons (Talk | contribs) (Cant find valid reason for ban)

Me neither. Thanks for undoing it. If there was humourous intent here, it should have been reflected in the ban reason message. And if the intent is to attract and retain users here (and from the talk in the admin forum, that seems to be a concern), banning contributors isn't the brightest idea. ^_^. Cheers. --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 19:19, 15 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

Your Welcome, ill try talking to Testicles find out what he was thinking. usually he has some sort of sissy mediocre reason which he then combines with puppy dog eyes to make it all better :| --Silent Penguin
19:26, 15 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

The Strawberry for Artigpedia :)

Hi, maybe I was a bit too curious on MSN, sorry about that. When it's ready you can change the banana-picture into the strawberry on Artigpedia. Good luck! CartoonistHenning 11:17, 25 Farbleum 2009 (UTC)

PS here's a cake, eat it. Don't worry! The poison works quickly... CartoonistHenning 11:22, 25 Farbleum 2009 (UTC) Cube cake med.jpg

Goddanmit penguin!

You will respect my authoritah! Also, Firefox is starting to get pissy about the length of your talkpage. I'm not saying you ought to archive it, just lettin' ya know. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   14:24, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)

NEVAH! MWHAHAHAHAA! also, i was already bannin when it told me that you had banned him, and your ban seemed a bit sissy.--Silent Penguin 14:26, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Blasphemy! My bans are eminently sufficient and such! I challenge you to a drool. -- Hindleyak  ( Blab | Blog )   14:28, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)
Challange sexcepted, pistols, ten paces, now, on irk :P--Silent Penguin 14:30, 28 Arply 2009 (UTC)


I appreciated your vote for IOTM. I've been feeling a real creative streak recently, and I owe it entirely to the great environment you've created here. It's very much a community; large enough to be (dys)functional, but without an insane amount of traffic, competition, whoring, and deletionism that turns everyone into pushing, shoving strangers. Whether people like or dislike the stuff I write, they actually take the time to read it and say, "Wow, this is great." or "Sorry, I didn't care for it." This is what kept me at Uncyc, and the loss of that environment (with growing popularity, traffic, fascism) drove me away. It made me think, "I'm done. I've got nothing left in me to write." But that wasn't the case. I just couldn't grow in that soil anymore. So again, thanks. --The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 20:11, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Your welcome, TBH, i do little more to ?pedia than the queen does in england, i just watch over every day and make sure that my presence is known and that i care, unlike chron, who doesnt look like he has glanced at uncyc in a few years. The only thing i wish is that people were as devoted to irc as they used to be.--Silent Penguin 22:01, 1 Aym 2009 (UTC)
Seppy! You know i'll keep you company in our very own IRC, along with our 2 very own lurkers, Badger and AKA :D--Ben Blade 20:50, 29 Aym 2009 (UTC)

Regarding the Featured article:

Don't you think you should make a link somewhere within the template? Like on the bold Trustiness part, or maybe like a (read more...) link down at the bottom? —rms talk 16:42, 12 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

The 1st Illogicopedian Times!


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IllogiTimes Interview

Hi I am The Investigative Journalist for The Illogicopedian Times and I need to ask you a few questions for an article I am writing.

  • Who came up with the phrase: "Aid Epoc Igolli"
  • Why was it put there?
  • Is it there to confuse new users?
  • Or is it a cheap excuse for a latin subtitle?
  • What Who created the new logo featuring it?
  • Is it all part of some mass conspiracy?

Please respond within 1 weeks. The next issue comes out in 2 weeks. Thanks Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:18, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

IllogiTimes Interview

Hi I am The Investigative Journalist for The Illogicopedian Times and I need to ask you a few questions for an article I am writing.

  • Who came up with the phrase: "Aid Epoc Igolli"
  • Why was it put there?
  • Is it there to confuse new users?
  • Or is it a cheap excuse for a latin subtitle?
  • What Who created the new logo featuring it?
  • Is it all part of some mass conspiracy?

Please respond within 1 weeks. The next issue comes out in 2 weeks. Thanks Ragglefraggleking Is Eating Your Bagels 01:19, 2 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

You and your pesky superpowers

Seppy you paedo-Jesus media tit, some user can't log in so i assumed you have powers to deal with that kind of thing. The user is SWJS and the plee for help is on RFK's talk page, or neatly quoted below ^_^ :

I fail and need help.

Uh yeah, like, my username is SWJS but like Illogicopedia says the username doesn't exist and I like have cookies enabled and stuff, so um, can u liek, point me to an admin in order to fix this problem? Yes, I am talking like an idiot on purpose. -- 06:18, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Good luck --Testostereich(ballsack) 08:21, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Six months ago we transferred the wiki from Wikia to independent servers, so users had to recreate their accounts here. Don't worry, just re-register the same username with the same password and you'll automagically get your edits from the old wiki back, SWJS. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:26, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
yes what yak said.--Silent Penguin 16:49, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Editing Illogicopedia while drunk

Hahah, I bet you had a huge hangover this morning. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:07, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

*groggy* wah? --Silent Penguin 13:26, 11 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Salutations he of the browser crashingly long talkpage

Hey Sepp. Vinegary rumblings are afoot... check your googlemail. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:27, 14 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Banned from IRC?

Why? --T3 23:35, 17 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Nuh uhh! --Silent Penguin 00:26, 18 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Good day person also currently subsidising in the Sheffield Metropolitan area

Where the hell did you get a IRC client for your phone? Also I found my Skypepsp, so yeah, japes. --Ben Blade 16:14, 13 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

I use a client called Flowchat, however there are others out-there for flash and or java/javascript enabled phones, however if you phone cannot manage some sort of scripting then it is going to be a no show for you im afraid. --Silent Penguin 14:46, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

A Message from Unfunny & Butthurt Ltd

Hi. I'm an extremely butthurt ED user who was permabanned for posting incredibly unfunny crap. Would it be OK if I write a bunch of shitty attack articles about people I really hate? Ciao, Zaiger420 00:03, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

?pedia generally does not condone slander/vanity articles, that doesnt mean you can't contribute at all though. --Silent Penguin 14:44, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Can you do an attack article about Jeremy Kyle? I really hate him. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 16:53, 23 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Awww, can I at least write an article about Zaiger from DA? I mean everyone here must hate him at least as much as I do. Ciao, Zaiger420 01:26, 27 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)
Sorry dude, I've never even heard of the guy. I'd be careful if I were you, ya don't wanna incur the wrath of the Nerdster. [Sucks air] -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:32, 27 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)

Hey seppy, you browser crashing tit-face

Guess what I did to your article ~ Silent Penguin :P Testostereich(ballsack) 13:13, 23 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Considering Sepp never says anything -- you know, cos he's supposed to be silent and all -- maybe the article should be left completely blank... but that would be boring and hackneyed, much like a London cab. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:43, 23 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Lies and Treachery --Silent Penguin 15:18, 23 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

And no they wouldn't.

Nobody ever gives a fuck. Except Sony. They do. Dexter111344 15:53, 24 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

Getty images is a stock photo company, their whole business is based on people paying for their images, I'm sure if i took something that ?pedia rightfully gives you credit for you would probably care. In any case, we cannot claim fair use (which is a very restrictive law in both the UK, USA and Canada) on that image, hence it was deleted.--Silent Penguin 15:59, 24 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
Whatever. My article is illogical enough, I presume? Dexter111344 16:04, 24 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)
The article was fine.--Silent Penguin 16:14, 24 Ditzimber 2009 (UTC)

RE:Some things

*Templates, no need to go ape making zillions of them for everything :/, please keep personal templates to username subpages. If you expect other people to use your templates, don't make yourself the default, make the template tell people they need to put their name into it, thanky.
~ '

I get bored, and I simply like wikicode, sorry.

*Don't SUBST templates! They don't need that, almost every template i see you use, you subst it, even your signature. I had to wade through miles of your signature and template code to try and vote on something in vff, so much so it made me come here to type this first, before voting. So please stop using Subst and fix up your signature so it doesn't blather your signature code over the pages.
~ '

Fix'd, sorry. I carried that over from Wikipedia, where you aren't supposed to template siggys.

*No link to your talk page on your userpage makes seppy angry, it only made me anger while trying to find it from your signature.
~ '

Silly penguin, the talk page link is the only thing on there. Except it is disguised as a lightbulb. With feet.

*Round corners look gay on everything except firefox, so please stop plastering them everywhere. Webkit and IE either can't render them, or do a horrible job of doing so. We don't all use the leaky tap that is firefox you know.
~ '

Sorry, I forget about IE sometimes... And webkit (at least Safari 4's version) isn't that bad. I usually keep them in userspace, though, except for that last Taxobox I had, which renders alright in other browsers. I checked.

*Not enough butts *Gaytank? Some things to think about. Our Two cent's, from skype.
~ SP

Skype refuses to allow Flyingidiot to register. --(ƒî)» 00:46, 15 Jeremy 2010 (UTC)

Server IP address has been changed to, please update's domain registration

I had tried to contact you via e-mail and received no reply. The address of this server, which used to be, is now; the old address will stop working in the next few days. While points to one of the new addresses, is on an external domain name server and you will need to change its IP address with your registrar.

Please remove from your configuration as this IP address will soon no longer work. --Carlb 02:57, 20 Arche 2010 (UTC)


I have a sneaking suspicion you don't like pedobear.--Ben Blade 23:10, 21 Arche 2010 (UTC)

I have a sneaking suspicion pedobear breaks the commandments. Wow, we haven't had to delete a forum thread based on that before... -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:14, 22 Arche 2010 (UTC)
Commandent 7 has been broken repetitively in the past to no avail. Take a look at Testostereich and HelloolleH's upload log near the end of last year and that has a significant chunk of 'unsuitable' images. I guess if its a unwanted meme that's fine, but if it has broken the rules then its the first time that its come into action in recent memory.--Ben Blade 17:32, 22 Arche 2010 (UTC)
Ah, surely you refer to those pics made completely of what look like penises? Nah, you just have a dirty mind ;P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 21:10, 22 Arche 2010 (UTC)
Hate to sound like an idiot, but um... I didn't get the image. Was it like pointing out to pedophiles all of the young-teenage users? In that case, I got it. --T3 01:33, 23 Arche 2010 (UTC)
No comment --Silent Penguin 02:43, 23 Arche 2010 (UTC)

Hate to be a noob but...

I'm trying to make my sig something like yours where when you hover over "<insert username here>" it says "Rembrandt". Can you help me ? --<insert username here>Human Resources 00:42, 25 Arply 2010 (UTC)

Dude, unless you know CSS, everything he says will fry your brain. —rms talk 01:04, 25 Arply 2010 (UTC)
A Magician never reveals his secrets. suffice to say that if you don't know how it's done, then me explaining it really won't help..--Silent Penguin 01:34, 25 Arply 2010 (UTC)
Hahah, this conversation reminds me of Uncyclopedia in a big way. Not a day goes by without sysops being mild assholes and blowing raspberries. :) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:51, 26 Arply 2010 (UTC)
So's your face! BOYAH! --Silent Penguin 22:14, 26 Arply 2010 (UTC)



I am the bureaucrat of Malucopedia and i am having issues with the "show/hide" command. Look this page

It should have the link "mostrar/esconder" ("show/hide") but there is not. can you help me with this? --Helder Oliveira 23:53, 27 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Nope, Mainly because i don't have access to the server via FTP to fix whatever the problem might be. Nor do i have bureaucratic status, to test confirm etc. Send an Email to Carlb and ask him, Oversight might have been provided in an extention, or may require configuration, all in all, it's largely useless anyway. --Silent Penguin 09:40, 28 Aym 2010 (UTC)

Angry penguin

Are you?

In other news, I forgot what I came here for, so good day. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101012 - 14:41 (UTC)

What's anger? --Silent Penguin 14:47, 12 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
I dunno... I was hoping you would. Know. I mean. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101012 - 15:31 (UTC)

Terribly pressing concern. Terribly.

I'm going around pestering all of the multitude of admins here in the hopes that you lot might be willing to come to some consensus and op someone. So if you could pop by here and give input on the matter, it'd be appreciated. Really. Because if there's a miracle or something, it might even develop into a conversation and go somewhere... Please? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101019 - 18:28 (UTC)

Because you asked so nicely...

Mmm, about the Phantoms... here's what the logs show:

Phantoms (with capitalisation):

What you did:

  • 2010-11-04T15:28:59 Silent Penguin (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Anotherpongo from Phantom to Phantom and phantom ‎ (won IOTM)
  • 2010-11-04T14:44:04 Silent Penguin (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Todd Lyons from Phantom to Phantom and phantom ‎ (Won IOTM)
  • 2009-05-01T22:32:53 Silent Penguin (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Todd Lyons from (none) to Phantom

So apparently you changed Todd Lyons to Phantom and then changed him and Anotherpongo to be phantoms as well... however none of these, including the two to whom you added phantom status later, are listed as phantoms.

Confused yet? I sure am. Cheers. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 17:25 (UTC)

Okay?--Colonel Sanders 17:30, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Yes. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 6 Novelniver 2010 - 19:32 (UTC)
well, some of it is mediawiki being terrible, some of it is carlb having set it up wrong and broken it and some of it is me having not set them all.--Silent Penguin 00:02, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
Is the fact that it keeps telling me to do basic arithmetic that I fail at most of the time when I edit protected pages, or pages with Hindleyite's signature or old revisions in them or some such also because of that, or is this intentional? ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 9 Novelniver 2010 - 00:34 (UTC)
So there's 'phantoms' and 'Phantoms' with a capital?--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 06:46, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)
It's to do with the wiki settings, phantoms were previously called "Phantoms" but are now called "phantoms" for some reason, so anyone with Phantom rights don't actually have phantom rights--Silent Penguin 13:38, 9 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Those vandals

Are apparently all the same person, including the IP. Or a group, but they/it only show up together, though not necessarily all at once...

It'll make an account or accounts, usually leaving one or two for later use, since only the ones actively vandalising will be banned, right? That's more for wikis that take time to attain autoconfirmed status, I think, however; here it is entirely unnecessary, as it can create an account and start blanking pages, replacing with an excerpt regarding 'spiders web', and moving pages around immediately, and apparently without much limitation on how many can be moved in a span of time... would you be able to change that? The thing has only become more persistent each time, so it might be a good idea, add a day, perhaps, to autoconfirm, for instance... give time, as user creations stand out, after all.

But the other accounts also serve for confusion - have one or two edit over what the 'vandal' ones did, in ways that look like they might be trying to help, if incompetently. Never quite fits the wiki in question, though, but it looks like it was trying to help, thus staying the block, and it also makes it that much harder to revert - cannot rollback, cannot move back without removing the original page first.

But they reveal themselves - the separate accounts aren't consistent; what each does will cross over into the next amidst a horrible convoluted mess that is a ruddy pain to clean up. I can't do it. I've tried, but... I really can't. All I can do is hide it...

It's annoying, though. I am not here to deal with vandals. I do not want to have to follow a maze of page moves just to recover a friend's talkpage, only to find I cannot put it back, and there are no admins around to do so. I hate this waiting until the vandal goes away, because there is simply nothing I can do to stop it.

I hate it. I come here to dream, not to find everything scrambled in a convoluted mess that I am powerless to do much of anything about, and now I am dumping this on you, simply because you happened to wander in and express confusion as to the very same thing that confused me at first. And perhaps you can be less confused than I was. Perhaps, hells, you can do something about it?

At any rate, I feel better now, so... er... sorry about using your talkpage as a dumping ground for my thoughts. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 02:17 (UTC)

LET'S FINALLY FACE THE FACTS WE'VE KNOWN FOR A WHILE: We need a new admin. I checked Illogicopedia every half an hour today to see if the vandals got blocked and guess what? I checked like 9 times before he was. It's annoying every single day I see a vandal, I just have to try to keep up with him with my ghosting (which is impossible). These days, only you and Hindleyite ever get on. Hindleyite is only on for a certain period of time every day so assuming that the vandal doesn't vandalize in his window of time, it's just a waiting game for you to log on. I don't know about you, but that isn't a fun responsibility to have. It's going to get to the point where the amount of vandalized pages is too overwhelming to revert and people roaming the site will randomly find blanked pages and that sucks. I haven't said anything explicitly because I don't want it to make it seem like I'm begging for adminship (which I'm not), but you have to be naive to think that two active admins is enough for a site that gets vandalized like three times a month. Also, the same article wouldn't be featured for a year. So that's my statement. Why bother with fancy blocking techniques when this can be solved with one (or two) more admin(s). --T3 02:40, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
The problem here isn't so much a lack of admins as it is a lack of ACTIVE adminship. I'll do my part for one to keep checking. Appointing more admins won't change the problem of there being large stretches of time where nobody's online. It's a bit dramatic to say the site'll be overwhelmed by vandalism without extra adminship too, we just deal with the occasional blanker who has absolutely no soul. Having said that, I'm open to the idea of a new admin, but let's not get dramatic or EVERYONE WILL DIE. --THE 04:00, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
I'd given up hope of there being a new admin after my silly attempt to get T3 and/or rms opped was brushed away, but more would definitely help... assuming they would... well, help. But even if a one doesn't happen to be around when something goes down, some things also just need an administrator to clean them up, and of late there has been a distinct shortage of even that, assuming it was ever done... I really would not know. What I do know, however, is that just looking at the mess and banning a couple of them without actually figuring out what happened or doing anything else about it demonstrates what seems to me to be the real issue here: we need folks who will actually do something, who have the time and will to do something. THE does some. Hindleyite does some. Silent Penguin does a little. Nerd42 does squat, and the rest...
The problem is, who would do more? And can folks not change? So some of the older users have been less than reliable in the past; would this necessarily still be the case? Especially in a place such as this, over the years, people grow up. And new users... sure, you do not know us; how could you trust us? But on the other hand, tried, I dunno, talking to us? To all of us, though, everyone, old and new alike; how much has the userbase actually changed? Who are we as a whole, compared to who we... well, you, as I was not around then... were? You may find there are more options than you thought.
At any rate, though, I hate to bring up sore topics, but what I suggested initially may also help - they are rather like some of the more effective counter-vandalism tactics I have seen on Wikia. I know you lot are rather upset with them, and for good reason, but they are a company in a capitalist society, and not all they do is ineffective. Just because Illogicopedia is free of the nutty heap does not mean we cannot still learn from them. Pity they could not learn from you, however, but no matter.
Blah, this is all too serious for me, though... perhaps... pink. Yes, pink will do nicely. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 05:01 (UTC)
I'm open to new admins, and I'm also open to some sort of change in editing policy (at least temporarily). Wombat!! --THE 05:52, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
These sorts of discussions never see a real resolution, especially with myself having a laptop that doesn't run, and a full time job, yak just has the job excuse and dunc pretends to do uni work. If we can come to a proper resolution over the issue, then thats great. since the problem with current admin-ship mainly is that nobody really has the time to do any administration, the precious few hours a week we get aren't going to get spent on cleaning up the mess of some little chimp who thinks it's fun to throw their bum rubbish at the wall, now excuse me i'm going to ride off on my high horse. --Silent Penguin 13:28, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
I think that was why T3 was saying we need more admins, yes. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 12 Ditzimber 2010 - 01:13 (UTC)


Would it be possible to do some sort of mass rollback of the ridiculous poopy mess that just got made all over the site? It'd be a lot nicer than having to go through and individually work out all those redirect pages. --THE 04:03, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

as with page move blocks, this was something that i asked carlb to install, and then suddenly it was gone about a year later, nobody has heard/talked to him in ages, for all we know, our server could be sitting on an empty server somewhere in carl's basement while cats knaw on him.--Silent Penguin 13:28, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
LOL. I'd love to stay and help clean up this mess but alas I can't make head nor tail of some of that crap. I've managed to fix my user and talkpage as well as the QVFD but the rest of it messes with my mind, man. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:34, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Seem to have done a pretty good job to fluff the place back up, i'm sure a user can pull their weight and help figure out the rest, mark QD and stuff. Lets brand it as "the great race for admin" or something, and then op the person who does the most work with the least enthusiasm :P --Silent Penguin 13:44, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Listing the stuff on QD is all very well and fine, but it would all be a lot simpler to just delete everything they did that shows up as moves and new pages - that is in the logs plain for everyone to see, if in dubious order. ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 16:25 (UTC)
But would that mean deleting actual articles that got mixed up all the mess? I feel like some real artikles got sucked in there. --THE 22:50, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
I think I meant delete the redirects and ones they created from scratch... there are a lot of those, and with them out of the picture, reverting the rest would be a less complicated, although... eh. Honestly, I have no idea what I was talking about; how would that be any different than...? Ill just plead not having slept last night and sidle out, yes I will. *shifty eyes* ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 23:26 (UTC)

Page move block

We need to reinstate it, if just for now. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 13:14, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Well, we used to have it, i dunno where it went, carlbs the one with the keys :/--Silent Penguin 13:28, 11 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)

Would the 'Your edit includes new external links. To help protect against automated spam, please solve the simple sum below and enter the answer in the box (more info):' thing be something carlb would have to fix, too? Because not only does it not seem to work, it's really quite annoying, especially when trying to do a lot of small things... like reverts. It seems to activate almost at random, and reverts certainly shouldn't cause it to do so. For that matter, though, why do registered users have to go through it at all? ~ Pointy.png AthyriaLyrithyaIsarra *shifty eyes* (categorise) • (create) • (upload) • (argue) • (dream) •(talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (acronyms)VFFFIIotMAotMTSROotPGSPRRWAMWAEQDVFDVitalAfC500TLA -- 11 Ditzimber 2010 - 16:39 (UTC)

True, true.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 00:09, 12 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)
Pretty much anything not content related (so stuff media-wiki doesn't let us change), cannot be amended without Carlb's help.--Silent Penguin 12:37, 17 Ditzimber 2010 (UTC)


Why am I an admin? O_o ~ Pointy.png 18:17, 29 Jeremy 2011

Because the laundry basket of truth (other werewolves), after having consulted the magic eight ball all agreed that you would be a more committed admin than any of us could ever be arsed to be. --Silent Penguin 19:11, 29 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Oh dear. ~ Pointy.png 19:21, 29 Jeremy 2011

And could you be a dear and give the latest phantoms phantom right? Please? These three: Mynameissecret, Gruntled and Flingers. They may not even notice, but it's a matter of chocolate. Chocolate, I tell you! *kitty eyes* ~ Pointy.png 20:23, 29 Jeremy 2011

Certainly not! I am not a meritocratic punch-card!--Silent Penguin 11:58, 30 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Aww... *bursts into tears* Thanks, mon. ~ Pointy.png 16:15, 30 Jeremy 2011
Your welcome.. ..i think. --Silent Penguin 16:59, 30 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Hrm...*gives the dirty northerner £4* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:16, 30 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Seppy ain't no northerner, boy. I can, however, vouch for him being dirty, eh eh eh? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:52, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN!!!! *looks at the excess of eh's* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:24, 31 Jeremy 2011 (UTC)
Eh? ~ Pointy.png 16:52, 31 Jeremy 2011
AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:14, 1 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

Another question - why'd you delete the languages from the mainpage? Or for that matter, everything below that other stuff... ~ Pointy.png 16:42, 2 Farbleum 2011

I did? I noticed in an edit my submit removed everything below a certain point (even though i didn't) but i thought i reinstated everything it removed.--Silent Penguin 10:45, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Ser, u hav tha speling and gRAMMOR of n 8 yer owld. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 15:48, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Oh, be nice... he's better than the average American.
Anyhow, Seppy, apparently the server is backwards, haven't you noticed? Things don't always show up in the order they are done... *cue Twilight Zone theme* ~ Pointy.png 17:05, 5 Farbleum 2011
Humour, colour, crisps, trousers. We know how to spell. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 17:22, 5 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Oh no! the travesty, I used an I instead of an E. How do you manage to live knowing such menial mistakes have been made? I inherited dyslexia. Thanks arse.--Silent Penguin 12:31, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
yOU StIlL hAvE bAd GrAmMaR. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 14:29, 6 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

*kicks down the door*


Next time you barge in and edit something just saved that is a declared project of the dreamers... er... assuming we did declare it. Then again, considering how disorganised we are... but that's not the point! We were working on that! You edit conflicted me while I was showing her the hows; she had waited until now to save hers specifically so I could, and you just had to barge in, didn't you? Hmph.

Seriously, I'm warning you - do that again and I'll... I'll fill your tequila glass half-empty/half-full of nuclear waste! And your beer mug half to the brim with rabbit eggs!

That aside, you may want to read it. It's pretty good. She's not like me; the Ellemerr can actually write. May have something to do with the fact that she normally avoids wikis, though. ~ Pointy.png 13:24, 19 Farbleum 2011

I did read it, it is good, i was considering VFFing it.--Silent Penguin 13:30, 19 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Oh. Well, er... why didn't you read it before editing it? Or did you mean something else... 'checking it'? ~ Pointy.png 13:37, 19 Farbleum 2011
What's VFF? O_o Eh. Anyway. These wiki-things really are such strange places... I apologize for not adding to the edit-summary-thingsmagog that it was a gift for the sister-wister and that she would have to edit herself because I'm just as lazy as she is if not worse. And the bartender lies. She writes just as well as I do. Even though I guess these wikis probably has burned out larger parts of hir brain... And replaced them with suicidal owlets. *shifty eyes* Now, let me go see if there's some other aspect of the dreamers project that I might put some half-arsed attention into... And this time, I'll make even more sure than before that it stays solely within our paws. "The Dreams were all we had left when the World ended. We won't loose them now." Or something. *wanders off, mumbling* ~ Ellemerr Daydreams & Nightmares 13:53, 19 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Oh, needn't stay soley... but they're our bulks, at least at first. Or something. I guess the real question will be if anyone can be... persuaded to catch on... *considers*
Seppy, how... sane would you say you are? ~ Pointy.png 13:55, 19 Farbleum 2011
Teetering on the edge of the funny farm, only music keeps the voices out.--Silent Penguin 14:21, 19 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)
Why would you want to keep them out? Sometimes the voices have some very strange things to say. ~ Pointy.png 14:59, 19 Farbleum 2011
Titchy I! AAAAAAA!!! ARGGHHH!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 12:48, 20 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)


“You're soaking it it...”

~ Madge on on Ghroenchsch

Cheers Not very disGruntled - Exchange ideas 01:52, 20 Farbleum 2011 (UTC)

I want my mummy!

I mean rollback! I, JUST, WON, IOTM, AND, I, WANT, MY, ROLLBACK! BAWWWW! *stamps on the floor like an impatient toddler* Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 08:36, 1 Arche 2011 (UTC)

Klingon Illogicopedia?

Hello, I'm fluent in Klingon and have made a proposal in Illogicopedia:Languages for a Klingon Illogicopedia. Nerd42 agrees with it. What do you think? Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 16:58, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)

I think I'm ashamed to to be a nerd, pffh, klingon, anyway, fat chance, our site master has been A.W.O.L. for months, maybe he is dead or something, last i heard he didn't even reply to emails anymore.--Silent Penguin 17:34, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)
Curious. I heard a rumour he'd started his own hosting/web design business. I wonder how much of this is true? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:45, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)
I vaguely remember him already doing so when he agreed to host us, but was charitable to communities.--Silent Penguin 18:15, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)
He went AWOL? What an ignorant petaQ! I should chop his head off with a bat'leth! Meanwhile, how are we going to make a Klingon Illogicopedia, or any language Illogicopedia for that matter? Dan the Hedgehog is in the house! 18:37, 7 Arply 2011 (UTC)

The public hungers

We gonna do this thang or what? :P What d'you reckon, four weeks long enough? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 14:57, 17 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I'd say so, it's been long enough in the past. --Silent Penguin 23:19, 17 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Question: Do you guys have a third judge? I would like to volunteer my services (and such) if you don't. I rather enjoyed judging it two years ago. --T3 23:42, 17 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
We've not discussed judges yet, i guess it's me, yak and you then, although we really need to get our IRC on a bit sooner this time, designate a specific weekday or something, you know, be more orgamised. --Silent Penguin 00:09, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. I'll try to work it into my schedule. With my summer sleeping habits in full swingBecause you guys normally seem to edit around this time, sometime in the afternoon EST (evening for you guys) seems like a good time. Just tell me the day and I'll be ready to judge. Thanks. --T3 00:15, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
well, somehow I figure full/part time job commitments take priority over your sleeping habits, crybaby. --Silent Penguin 13:19, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
That wasn't the intended tone of my response. I just added that sleeping habits part as an unnecessary tidbit and didn't mean to insinuate they were more important than any commitments you have. I suggested that time because around afternoon time EST is when you and Hindleyite normally edit. --T3 17:37, 18 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
I can do most evenings. Probably. I'll let you know closer to the time when I'll be available, but I can't see there being many problems. Also, thank goodness Roberto's gone back to the hills. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:01, 20 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

A Formal Apology

Hey, Seppy. Listen, I've been such a mean narflbargl to you, and I apologize. But from now on, please don't edit my signature. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 20:49, 26 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

I'm gonna do the girl thing and say this. Do you even know what you are apologising for? --Silent Penguin 13:28, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
Nah. Wait, I remember! Yeah, I changed my sig back from what you'd changed it from (you got rid of my flashy image), and I was apologizing for hopes that I wouldn't get banned. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the HedgehogThe Happy infodiscussioncontributionsWTFacronyms?! tlhPoodleC.A.T.G.W.CheesesSnakesRedirectUnMDHT:G.Y.F.T.G.T.F.A.F.Y. 18:28, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)

Intelligent conversation

Larg larg larg that waffle not so pie as tea. Sphinct? ~ Pointy.png 20:55, 26 Yoon 2011

Waffle dust goes on the end of pool cues, which are not used in swimming pools but rather on tables laced with cloth. I See No Ships. --Silent Penguin 13:28, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!! Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:09, 27 Yoon 2011 (UTC)
What if there's a mushroom on your nail file as you attempt to pass the ships that don't exist? ~ Pointy.png 03:48, 28 Yoon 2011


What the hell are you doing with WAE?--Colonel Sanders 15:00, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Putting it somewhere people will actually find it--Silent Penguin 18:02, 2 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)
Oh.--Colonel Sanders 22:38, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

You smell

Like a turtle. Have you been eating turtles? ~ Pointy.png 17:18, 2 Jumbly 2011

The site is back up!!!!

Don't be sad, be glad, because Illogicopedia is back up and open for business!!!!

If Illogi leaved here tomorrow

Would you still remember it?
For Rpberto must be travelling on now
There's just too many wikis he's got to DDoS

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's free as a bird now
And this wiki you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bye bye, baby, it's been a bitter love yeah, yeah
And though this feeling I can't change
But please don't take this so badly
'Cause Lord knows Roberto's to blame

But if he stayed here with us, Roberto,
Things just could be the same
'Cause ?Pedia's as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

And this wiki you cannot change
Lord knows It can't change
Lord, help me, It can't change

Lord, I can't change
Won't you fly high free wiki?


This horrible copypasta message is brought to you by: - Another n00b 21:03, 9 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)

Change CSS pls

So, now that petaQ'a'pedia has a logo, I would like it if you would change the common CSS so it is fixed upon the tlh: namespace. It's easy to do; in fact, I'll do it for you.

/* petaQ'a'pedia logo */
body.ns-150 #p-logo a { background-image: url(/images/1/11/PetaQ'a'pedia.png) !important; }
body.ns-151 #p-logo a { background-image: url(/images/1/11/PetaQ'a'pedia.png) !important; }

It would be great if you would do that, because I'm not an admin, so I'm not allowed to. ~[thehappyspaceman] Dan the Hedgehog aka Kahless the UnforgettableThe Happy infodiscussioncontributions 16:01, 07/19/2011


Pickle! Gruntled AKA Reverend Zim_ulator AKA Grunteloons - Exchange ideas 19:52, 29 Jumbly 2011 (UTC)


For the script, it would seem js really is the way to go. Unfortunately, I don't know how to do that. Would you be able to add that little pointy thing from the cactions menu to the h5s and have it turn according to whether they're open or not? ~ Pointy.png 17:47, 18 Ergust 2011

You need more admins

~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 23:05, 24 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Agreed, definetly. We need enough people to be on for at least most of the day. - Another n00b 23:07, 24 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

[00:12] <Athyria> It takes you half an hour to ban a vandal without being told and dragged, and that means we need more admins?
I approve of this message. --Silent Penguin 23:22, 24 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
So long as you're in a generous mood, here's some other wishlist items:
  • Working rollback (makes it easier on us peons)
  • Unlock {{Featured}}, or make sure that it rolls over on time. If it's not critical, open it so it can be updated on schedule by whoever's here. If it is critical, make sure the admins update it (and not just when their article is next in the queue).
  • And for Dog's sake, archive your damned talk page. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 23:56, 24 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

Quit your moaning. We get one or two vandals a year tops, and about 90% of the users on this site are admins anyways. Maybe you should archive the page though seppy, scrolling down is becoming tiresome. My scrolling finger is completely shot. --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 00:06, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I was going to archive it so it just hid content, rather than removing it, so you all had to download my entire talk page still, but some arse left some unclosed <div> tags somewhere, and I can't be arsed to find them, maybe i'll be nice and stick a "scroll to bottom" button in.--Silent Penguin 00:12, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Although if you do feel like appointing a new know, just in case or whatever, I'd be happy to bring a new era of darkness and destruction upon this wiki. Let me know. --Plant2.png Jonsig.png 00:17, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for your warm support, Jon. And if the idea was to add even more dead weight to the top end, then I would unabashedly support giving a flag to the guy who's had 10 edits so far in 2011... :P. Anyway, today's dick plastered the pages sky high with pornshite that obliterated the edit tabs of the theme skin. Reverting it was a pain in the ass and apparently MediaWiki is too broken to make rollback stick to my account. So: I'll save myself the hassle and save you having to read my overlong messages by just leaving future cleanup to the professionals. As for the Featured template, well, I'll just post a reminder every Sunday night it gets missed. Mr. Yak is quick with his toolbox. Better still would be to automate the posting from a queue, like those idiots at Uncyc, but I'm going to be realistic. Cheers. ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 03:02, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
Well Seppy, whilst I agree we don't necessarily need more adminses, we definitely far more have users capable of performing the task. As for the Feature template, I think there are too many damn fools around to keep it unlocked, but it might be an interesting idea to take on a 'feature admin', someone whose job it is to update features on a regular basis. Or, we could just have automated features, but I wouldn't know how to set that up. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:44, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)
It seems it's decided, everyone's in agreement that the best admin for the job right now is jon. --Silent Penguin 18:28, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

I think he should be adminz.--Colonel Sanders 20:55, 25 Ergust 2011 (UTC)

On an unrelated note

Yo Seppy. Check your hotmail account, I've sent you a message. And to all you other people reading this: it's not what you think. :/-- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:55, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

What do we think? ~ Pointy.png 19:14, 5 Serpeniver 2011
It's just the counterfeit porn I ordered. --Silent Penguin 21:55, 5 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
Is that anything like pirate porn? Yarrrgh! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:10, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Holy Freakazoids

Yuck-ola! ;-) and Yuck-ola! Part Deux ~ The Bard of Illogicopedia TinyQuill.gif 18:49, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)

Counterfeit porn worth the money then, Seppy? :P -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 20:10, 14 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
ooohhhhhh yesh. --Silent Penguin 20:58, 15 Serpeniver 2011 (UTC)
*hands Silent Penguin something unrecognisable* ~ Pointy.png 23:54, 15 Serpeniver 2011

Fresh daisies

Did you find any fresh daisies? I may have left them here, under a step somewhere. Damn it, I had a buyer too. Aleister 3:47 28 Dryslumble 2011


Your wiki seems to be infected with a fair few proxy/vandal/spam/things. Consider doing something about this o_O ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:18, 27 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)

Sadly, we are aware, but you know, spammers are as persistant little buggers as they are cretinous mouth breathers.--Silent Penguin 19:00, 28 Farbleum 2012 (UTC)

The oppiness of Gruntled

Thanks for doing the deed, and changing my status to werewolf. And also, thanks for all the swans. Gruntled and Sons: Psychic Surgery, Dog and Cat Repair, Bilges Pumped Speak slowly into the tube 03:55, 12 Arche 2012 (UTC)


That's all I've got. ~ Pointy.png 18:24, 1 Arply 2012

Muffins is an awful nickname --Silent Penguin 17:13, 2 Arply 2012 (UTC)
What if one is referring to muffins? ~ Pointy.png 23:25, 3 Arply 2012

Ill-fitting pantaloons

Pantaloons rhymes with gruntleloons. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 06:10, 5 Serpeniver 2012 (UTC)

Only by design.--Silent Penguin 09:33, 5 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

I made a new template.

It is called "Lepokemon". It randomly selects between different Pokémon names. Here is an example of its usage: Minccino

Here are my questions for you related to this new template.

1: Is the existence of this template tolerable?

2: Should I address the copyright holders of Pokémon on the template's page?

Felis Lupis (talk) 19:38, 26 Octodest 2013 (UTC) (Sorry for forgetting that part *facepalm*)

Also, here's a page for testing out templates: Team Rocket's Base: 25 Novelniver 2012, from 13:30 to 13:35.

Article 8,854 has been added. Please prioritize it as the next article you consider as a content page. I am the catdog. No, seriously. Felis = cat, and lupus = dog. ... I can't access "Felis Lupus", ok? ?... name's Felis Lupis. (talk) 20:24, 27 Octodest 2013 (UTC)

User rights thing

Per this my sock should be made a bot, so if you could click here and assign the rights I would be happy. You didn't seem to be responding to stuff on irc so I'm bugging you here.

Also I hope you're ok with my adding myself to Illogicopedia:AutoWikiBrowser/CheckPage because if nobody else does I'll have to do it.  Flyingcat (meow?)fr: 05:56, 23 Farbleum 2014 (UTC)

I'll happily

Kill all your dogs. Fork 'em over, ya quib.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 15:12, 13 Aym 2014 (UTC)

good luck killing imaginary dogs--Silent Penguin 23:19, 3 Jumbly 2014 (UTC)


Hey, Seppy! Guess what? I been awarded as Illogicopedia of the Month! :) --(BKYE) Lord Sophia of Fruitland (babble)

No-one deleting Quick Delete-marked articles

Hey, there is no-one delteing {{QD}}-marked articles! I think there is one from over a year ago. I've got 2 unwanted pages in my userspace and I'd really like someone deleting them. --Iamawesome  T | C | U  10:51, 22 Arche 2015 (UTC)

If you show me which 2 pages you want deleted I'll delete them for you. Edit: Never mind. Let me know if you want any more deleted. —Marzipan (talk) 10:53, 22 Arche 2015 (UTC)
Users usually mark pages that need deleting with the {{QD}} template. The page for articles which have been tagged are listed at QD. The {{QD}} template has a section to allow users to tell you why they think it should be deleted. Use discretion though, make sure images etc are unused, and that {{QD}} was placed on the page by the author for user sub or that the content is spam. --Silent Penguin 11:18, 22 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Please make a userpage

It would be appreciated by all of us. XY007 T C 09:29, 30 Arche 2015 (UTC)

I can has admin?

Yeah, I'm a webdev, and I try to notify an admin when I see something wrong, but I would be happy to do it myself. Also the admins don't seem to look at QD often. Also I would like to have the ability to protect my pages so vandalism would not be a thing. Also, "BOOM HEADSHOT!". Iamawesome  T | C | U  15:20, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Sorry to budge in, but, you know, I'd like to be admin too. A lot of people would like to be admins, but in our case, I think we are okay for now. We have three admins, Gruntled, Mars Cadbury and Nerd42 who are on standby to hear anyone's rambling complaints and are happy to act in the event of fire or kids on our lawn. Monkey-butler.jpg Sincerely, islandmonkey - go speak 16:09, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Fine... Iamawesome  T | C | U  16:52, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
There is Athyria as well... XY007talkcontributions 23:06, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Siptsutubaria if you're familiar with the seed sits, the seed is a boring thing. If you gave Seppy some cwat time, the monkeys that I can see flying over yine roof will have disappeared by the time he says go. Nerd42 has met Nerd44, and so have I, he gave me some mink weasels with a cheese pizza. It wasn't very nice. WHAT CARP of a msidhfgekjrgekjfhjkdjfhjkfjhjdk28378idjdhdj of Estonian cats that reforiated TNT explosions in mopeds that was a seed problem with surrealism of MITIR CITIC imisoldum made a meal of melding minks. Why did you get it that way? That's not editable in any manner. In short, there's not any trouble with the co-timac for purpose for editing and anti-retouching for Seppy's fingernails. Take it what you can and make it what you might not do it. Right then is that OK? I don't find it to be such GMT 206, boring eh? 2GAT123, there's no need any more cayhoow! XY007talkcontributions 23:34, 22 Arply 2015 (UTC)


It is in fact me who is in control of the Nerd42 nick on Freenode at the moment. --Nerd42 (talk) 01:33, 9 Octodest 2015 (UTC)


Of course, you do not know me, but I know that you are the divine admin of Illogia.

I am User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakeafive, and I joined this wonderful website in Farbleum. I like bears, 4chan, and Radiohead.

The reason I have the guts to speak to you (yes, I am a trembling peasant before your eyes) is because we are approaching our 10,000 article, and I had previously proposed that you be given the honor of making that article as the co-founder of Illogicopedia. Or, you can collar with Nerd42.

WWell, welcome back! Glad to see you around here. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:04, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)

While I appreciate the sentiment, the pomp and circumstance isn't necessary. I'm sure someone will accidentally bust that cherry, anyway, and that'll feel like a wet weekend. And that's how it should be, we founders are not special, we just had a stupid idea one day, and it wasn't total flop, like a record breaking pancake dropped on a swimming pool. So, in the spirit of Illogicopedia, lets celebrate something we can't cock-up :P. Anyway, I'm often lurking on irc, so I'm knocking about, and have fun, it's what we created the wiki for. --Silent Penguin 19:22, 1 Novelniver 2015 (UTC)


Uhhh... hi. PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 01:24, 8 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)


Featured Illogicopedian


This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

Featured Illogicopedian


This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

(See other winners)

Congrats Seppy. Ever since someone didn't give you an award in the Jumbly of 2009, You deserve 2 awards. One is 2009 and one is 2015. You used to be a Phantom starting in 2009. And now that it's 2015, You are now a vampire that loves to suck your blood. And remember... Please read and reply. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (babble)

Also, I forgot the refer it as halves. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 19:38, 29 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Seppy, Please Read. This May Concern Your Life...

Silent Penguin, I have been sent to warn you of the coming storm. If you do not repent for your sins against my squad, I will DDoS you sooooooo fucking hard that your router explodes, dude. I'll hack your toaster, I'll hack your ToonTown account, your 4chan account, and your dishwasher. Also, Guy Fieri has informed me that he will take you to Flavortown. Here is his videotaped warning.

Please no Distributed Denial of Toast attacks. There's no need to DDoS my connection; it denies its own service sufficiently on a daily basis without extra intervention. There's certainly no sport in flogging a dead horse. Maybe you could reconfigure my toaster so that it browns the bread evenly while you're logged in though. One end of my toast is still naughty naked bread. The other appears to have been dipped into the surface of the sun. It all makes for a woefully inadequate breakfast. Don't even get me started on teacakes. I'm sure the kettle is in cahoots. --Silent Penguin 20:47, 14 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)
Saw the Sep, said to self, Surf the swill". Thus begins a subpar, non-epic existential kaizuming of breast confusion. For centuries alchemists searched for a way to acquire prehensile nostrils en masse in an effort to hijack the economies of Europe and the Middle East. Such luminaries as Charles Manson, Clovis and Jocular Penguin, ancestor of our own illustrious Silent Penguin, conspired through the centuries to buy a Toyota middle-man business and sell trucks to ISIS terrorists... no... that's not right. They conspired to invent all manner of coconut based products and infiltrate Chinese markets.

Now I'm just being silly. Apologies. The real issue here is that some people in North Carolina are worried that a massive solar collector facility would somehow steal their sunshine, or radiation, or whatever. I saw this on Facebook. These people are so stupid, and I'm so lazy, that I won't even reference you to the article in Business Insider. You can't argue with them, and you can't slap the stupid out of them.

That's the existential crisis I'm talking about. So many stupid people have power that it begs the question; are we headed for Idiocracy? It's a movie title, but to me, it's a blanket word that covers almost any political philosophy so long as it he heavily laced with stupid. The end results are close enough in my mind that...

...lost my train of thought. The word fracas comes to mind. Ridley engaged in a fracas. Dethklok is practically fracas-driven. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 06:24, 15 Ditzimber 2015 (UTC)

A very massive request that you will probably deny and will make me look like a very desperate user, when in fact I'm not desperate, but annoyed by Illogicopedia's greatest weakness

For some weird reason, I've had to be the one who has had to monitor the Recent Changes section and report anonymous users and Anonymous. But the thing is, Monsignor Peaches and other admins often times aren't around when I am around, therefore putting me in a frustratingly difficult position of just going one on one with an anonymous user (the must tenacious and recent case being shown here) or just QDing tons of articles and repairing any damage done.

Before I drop this request on you, I just want to inform you that I'm not asking for this just so I can be cool and above other users, but it's because I'm tired of just feeling like I can't do much except wait an eternity for an admin to intervene or try to fend off aggressive anonymous users in futility when I could've just banned them and spared a long conflict.

The Request

I, User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive, on behalf of the prosperity and the maintenance of our very lax rules that still bear somewhat of a standard, am requesting to be within the hierarchal position of admin. This request is not for bragging rights or being cool, but simply for keeping Illogicopedia free from vandalism that comes in many forms whenever another admin may be out of reach (which is the case nearly everyday when it comes to relying on them to clean up Illogiopedia). I assure you that in spite of my eccentric and idiosyncratic display of behavior, I will uphold my role as admin in total sincerity and will not abuse it (i.e., choosing to ban User:XY007 for saying "mink" because I can or deleting a vanity article because I can) because I just want to keep Illogicopedia's original image of doing whatever you want with some sort of meaning, not a place for blatant vandalism and spam.

I know that this is a heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuge request of you, considering that I have only been here for a year. But keeping Illogicopedia the way it is requires work. I'm not saying that other admins like you work whenever you can and whenever you're available to keep Illogicopedia the way it should be; your devotion is appreciated. But what I basically want to do is to fill in the gap of the presence of an admin, since I always seem to be active whenever an admin isn't around.

Additionally, like I said earlier, I know that you will probably deny this request, and I totally understand that. But if you look and see that gap in availability, I think we would both agree that it is something that needs to be fixed.

I hope you consider this request. Whatever decision you may come to, I will totally understand and respect in the most diligent and accepting manner.

2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 03:21, 24 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)

Or you could pick me as an admin... What could go wrong? PiddlerOfTrousers- - -I've ruined Illogicopedia 795 times! 15:21, 25 Farbleum 2016 (UTC)
Moistened Briefs? I'll try to get the illuminati together to pick a suitable number of victims victims from the hat. --Silent Penguin 04:50, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Interesting. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,278 and counting!) 04:59, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Speaking of moistened briefs... I think I just pissed myself.
I think I must've inhaled some toxic fumes because I cannot believe what I'm seeing here...
You, the glorious co-founder of Illogicopedia, are making actual considerations?
Well, to be honest, I thought that you were going to deny my request, period. I wouldn't have made a fit or try to persuade you in giving me the role again, since I would've accepted your final decision. But now that you are suggesting a convention of admins to pick a new admin, I am just astounded by the fact that you would even consider it in a very broad sense. I know you're not considering just me, considering that there may be other users who can fill in the admin availability gap, but the fact that - okay, I'm just going on.
Wow, Seppy. I don't know what to say about your consideration of multiple candidates for admin... thank you so much. You're really cool. ;) 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:03, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)
I think you're jumping to conclusions. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,278 and counting!) 05:07, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)
I know I am, BUT THIS IS ILLOGICOPEDIA, MEIN FREUND! Conclusions, no matter how ridiculous and far-fetched, are just some of the things that make this website so weird and brilliant.
For real, though? Yes, I am. I'm just suddenly overwhelmed by seeing the direct opposite of what I though for sure was going to happen. Hormones, y'know? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 05:13, 17 Arche 2016 (UTC)
I like your spunk, soldier. Report to my office for immediate debriefing. Now stand up straight in the middle! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:37, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)


Hah, I saw you creeping around on here! You can't resist it, can you? You gotta keep coming back. And I know because I am one and the insane. Happy 2016, by the way. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:35, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Howdy Hoser, I lurch past occasionally. The incident with the cucumber makes it hard though. Anyway, how are yer? --Silent Penguin 22:52, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Non-aligned. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,278 and counting!) 22:53, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Really? I'm shrivelled and always to the left. ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 22:54, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Nope. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,278 and counting!) 22:59, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Slathers hindleyite in ten metric tonnes of skin grease. --Silent Penguin 23:02, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)
What's happening? Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,278 and counting!) 23:07, 22 Arche 2016 (UTC)

Das sache

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 01:15, 16 Arche 2017 (UTC)


Can you help us knight a new admin? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 00:38, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Thank you, Sir Seppy, for endowing us with twice the active admin power. Have I told you I miss you? You're a right proper Loony. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 07:21, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
Saem even tho I never saw yew befor👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
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07:31, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
No problem, I took the executive decision since none of the other vampires seem to have been active. Usually we would have a brief discussion where we all agree and feign indifference before attempting to pass the job off to somebody else. :P --Silent Penguin 14:41, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Re:Careful with them there signatures

The whitespace removing procedure is done, sir! 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
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14:36, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

So I see. Thanks, good job, much appreciated. --Silent Penguin 14:38, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
I'm going to sleep. good night, evening, afternoon, morning, dawn, etc, banana, whatevs. 👈 lol 👉  lol w/ meJOIN US
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14:40, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)
g'night. --Silent Penguin 14:42, 28 Arply 2017 (UTC)

Any chance you can help?

We've lost our main page! Hope all is well. Cheers. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 13:26, 8 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Problem solved. IP edit on a template injected, it was a template that doesn't really need to be edited, so I just locked it to admins only. There are plenty of templates used on the main page which aren't locked, so I'd imagine they'll pick another. --Silent Penguin 14:03, 8 Aym 2017 (UTC)
You rule dude. Thanks. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 21:43, 8 Aym 2017 (UTC)


Hello, can you make my bot a bot? Adding zombie privileges, okay? Illogico! Illogically? 14:34, 13 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Oh, thank you! Illogico! Illogically? 23:41, 14 Aym 2017 (UTC)
De nada. --Silent Penguin 23:45, 14 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Haha! Illogico! Illogically? 00:32, 15 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Silent Penguin: No, he's Portuguese. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 00:40, 15 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Oh! I reversed an admin, what is the amount of the fine, am I arrested/blocked? Illogico! Illogically? 00:57, 15 Aym 2017 (UTC)
No. XY007 (talk - contribs - business) 01:00, 15 Aym 2017 (UTC)
Okay! :') Illogico! Illogically? 01:12, 15 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Here's a cookie.

Cartoon chocolate chip cookie.png This user has a (virtual) chocolate chip cookie given to them by someone else, not themselves.

--(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 01:52, 26 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Hello, Illogicopedian overlord.

First off, I will be blunt; we really don't know what to do anymore. I do not know if you know it or not, but for the past few months, Illogicopedia has been incessantly vandalized by a particular Brazilian person named Louis. Despite innumerable bans on him, he persists in vandalizing Illogicopedia. He has created many sockpuppet accounts and has written relatively vacuous things meant to insult and berate users.

Is there anything you can do as a Bureaucrat to go to the root of the problem? Or will we just have to keep on fending him off for as long as this wiki exists? It has become somewhat of a prominent issue.

Also, hi. How's the UK? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:49, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)

Also, he created multiple impersonations of me--Mah gamemah other gameNoot noot!.png foodies - - - > Foodies.jpgimijursVANDALISM!
21:07, 27 Aym 2017 (UTC)
There's not really anything I can do, I can look up, and subsequently block their IP address, that's about it. --Silent Penguin 11:55, 8 Yoon 2017 (UTC)

Hello again

This time, we have a new vandal that is far more relentless and determined to vandalize. He is throwing a massive hissy fit in the form of vandalism for no reason. It has created numerous accounts under the name "Ivo" (User:Ivo, User:Ivo2, User:Ivo3) and he will persist for quite an annoying while. 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 19:10, 22 Jumbly 2017 (UTC)

Kan u

Renaym me fwom "Daniel the Pokemon MyAss player" to "Dan-ny"? Fanx!--DAN (BLAH) 07:02, 28 Ergust 2017 (UTC)


Block ivo danny!Text 06:02, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Or don't. An admin has probably beat you to it danny!Text 06:33, 10 Octodest 2017 (UTC)

Oi! You with the feathers and flappers! Yeah, you!

So, this happened. He seems to have amassed a sufficient amount of votes and nobody objects to him. Considering the presence of so few users, I believe that this should be enough for you to consider. He is also pretty much a good candidate for adminship, I'll say.

Where's Isarra? 2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:39, 11 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

Hi. If you are active, I should also tell you that there is this request to make Usopedia a sister wiki of Illogicopedia, with an interwiki link ja (as it's a Japanese wiki), and I'd like you to deal with it. Thanks.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 03:08, 11 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)
(To 2+2=5) I know Isarra (or Athyria) is relatively active on Wikipedia (see here), so here are some ways to contact her.
  1. Send an e-mail to her: works only if she uses the same address.
  2. Just visit Wikipedia to tell her what's going on: This might be a way, at least for me, as Isarra's appearance on Uncyclopedia is also requested (see here).
P. S. I might plan to send an e-mail to her about several issues on Illogicopedia and Uncyclopedia (as I don't have an account on Wikipedia).--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 03:08, 11 Jumbly 2018 (UTC)

When you come back

I have a chocolate gateau waiting for you. Also, get on the Discord so we can talk. :-) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 15:18, 11 Jeremy 2019 (UTC)