# User talk:HelloolleH

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## Sorry!

Sorry 'bout missing you on IRC. The message wasn't flashing. Can you come back on? You lost your pringles, btw. David 12:13, 17 March 2007 (EST)

So your back and guess whose a praised user? - Duncy

Booby- hehehe

## The artist formerly known as WTF

I notice you and Mr. Duncan have failed to recall what articles were ASSIGNED to you.

## hey

what u doin on illogic at this time in da morn

gerr

## 1ish

exams bout 1:15/20 but whitey will wanna chatt

## go on msn u boob

chat room isnt workin 4 me mitout sp

## hey

hello you gingerbeer

hope thats ok

## If theres one thing I hate more than Hellooleh

It's Jon. --Testostereich 18:06, 23 Aym 2007 (UTC)

## Like shall we finish the Threats To Your Computer?

go on, we're nearly done

## Come on chaps lets go and addiddle (in other words finish thrThreats To Your Computer? We've only got 'bout 12 articles to go, thats six each between you and Liam seeing as I finished all mine

It'll be rather spiffing if it reaches completion and then we should addiddle it up for feature. (Get moving Bumhug!!!) BTW i can now upload pictures, check it out - Bearware

How'd you do in the GCSE's - I won't ruin your glory by divulging my results, so well done!! -- 06:55, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Actually I got 1A*, 7As, a B, a C and a D - stupid tech -- 13:09, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

## Here you go Jon

 Dedicated User Award Testostereich says, "Huzzah! YOU, my brother, have proved your chivalry. I knight thee an illogicopedian sir/dame for your services to the site! NOW COME JOIN US AT THE ROUND TABLE, you might want to watch out for the wobbly chair leg though

For your annoyingly good articles. -- 19:00, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

Also could you write a quick bit on yourself/a manifesto/a death sentence on the section for you on Illogicopedia:Club Card Members. Ta! -- 19:20, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

## Finally

• Sighs* Have you noticed that about 6 months ago I wrote "My name issst Less-lie" on your user page (at the bottom) and it's still there. LOL! -- 19:31, 1 Serpeniver 2007 (UTC)

You are the winner of Serpeniver's featured writer! I hereby award you this amusingly shaped trophy and rollback rights. You also get an extra half vote in all future WOTM votes!

Once again, congrats. Don't eat it all at once! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 18:46, 1 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

## Yawn, I'm bored

What are you up to? -- 11:04, 25 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah - I used a cheap trick to make it look like we've finished Threats To Your Computer teehee. -- 12:18, 29 Octodest 2007 (UTC)

## ?

DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?! --Ryan. 10:05, 1 Novelniver 2007 (UTC)

NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL!
SRSLI DoOD FUCK OFF --HelloMetalReich(sux) Bourne from the ashes of Hiroshima

## Acorn Day

Happy Acorn Day!

-- <font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!

## ...

Revision as of 05:21, 9 Novelniver 2007 (edit) HelloolleH (Talk | contribs)

Line 1: Line 1: - Cock lol thats my thingy page lol. Im rate gay and love men cos im gay, with the whole 'me 4 men' thing. Not to mention my homosexuality or gayness, because i am gay.

That's the revision by you, to the article "JAKE". I only just found this out, and I now have to keep this a secret from Jake, because if he finds out he will probably refuse to come on nthis place again. Jake is quite a sensitive person you know. Ryan u|t|c

If i was an admin i would give you a black dot. WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?! --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi!

Same. There was nothing in that change showing a joke that people like. It looks more like you are trying to insult Jake (which you probably were). Ryan u|t|c

Block

You have been blocked by a Ryan. The block will expire in 546674532434345455432455467 seconds. The reason given was:

Insulting Jake in his article, really wasn't nice at all, hope you learn your lesson.

## Star count

It took me five minutes but I've worked out you actually have 9 gold stars (collaborations taken into account), but that will go to 10 when life options is featured (collaboration) and then 11 if RAY makes it. -- 19:45, 4 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

Maybe we should extend the star box to have infinite capacity in Mr Olleh's honour. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 19:47, 4 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
9 gold stars...I swear i've only written a couple of articles... -- ${\displaystyle H_{olleH}^{ello}}$
Yes yes alright, do you want a medal or something?!?!? Oh wait, you do. SRSLI though, you are the most prestigious writer per number of articles I can think of -- 20:03, 4 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
So what your saying is...in a nutshell...I'm better than you!! by far!! I'm talking miles!! I make you look pathetic and weak, and you lick willy. Is that what your saying, roughly? -- ${\displaystyle H_{olleH}^{ello}}$
Who've you been talking to. Whatever that gay guy says about me and his willy is NOT TRUE!!! -- 20:11, 4 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)
Did I hear someone talking about me and penis?

## Yeah dude

Just out of curiousity, what's the deal with this? --THE 19:27, 12 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

## Hi

Hey.

I'd just like to ask if you knew much about nature, because the owner of this particular wiki has asked me if I could get any British people to come and help write articles, and I'm pretty sure you are British, but if not, you are still welcome to come and help. Any help is appreciated.

Yes this is a copied and pasted message because I'm not writing this crap out a million times. :P

Thanks.

≠≠ r y a ₪ ≠≠ ≈ blab ≈ « I has made... » 08:29, 27 Ditzimber 2007 (UTC)

## Flamewar apoligies...

I didn't actually think big bovva would be a real thing, and that bit on the no more forum isn't aimed at you, it's aimed at some other user i fell out with. I'm sorry for saying piss off and all that, I was frustrated at sumthin else and that got in me way. I in no way disrespect you as a user, in fact I think you make very good edits.

Lets be friends :-)

Ben Blade 18:38, 31 Jeremy 2008 (UTC)

## vandalism ??

Hey, User:Testostereich tells me you were involved with the vandalism on the forum. Is that true? What gives, man? You know that kind of thing's not right. -- 20:56, 5 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

## Lololololololol101

I finally came up with a pickle "The Lion and The Witch in the Wardrobe (don't worry I don't stay with the C.S> Lewis theme for long. It has hookers in it!) Oh and EpiQuest's looking really good, I like the way you started that bit "20 minutes later" (as Doobah sat on Boobah's lifeless corpse waiting for the inev...). See you at school ¬_¬ -- 11:25, 21 Farbleum 2008 (UTC)

## invitation

Accept here .

Reject here by puttin ur sig on page.

The House=

Yah mon dis is da Small Brrother House!

Thanks. Good Luck!

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## A Chorus of a song by Jon

Check out my msn quote, 'lag. -- 10:52, 8 Arche 2008 (UTC)

## Aww that blows bare donkey schlong

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0oooooooooooooooooooo0oooooooooo0_o)ooooo

We'll miss you - end of an era and shizzle. Just wondering why you didn't bother to stay for the exams.

I'f you want me noomber I'll have to give it to you when I get home. You want phone 1, or phone 2? Or phone 3 which is actually two cups on a string)? -- 10:00, 6 Aym 2008 (UTC)

Go on msn a bit more now that your off. -- 21:37, 6 Aym 2008 (UTC)
SLAEGIN FACK! Nah, it was a good choice ya made. There's a pretty big chance I'm leaving after these exams coming up anyway. Might do the same as you really, the whole part-time job plus college shittle (yes! how good did I spin that word around. Shizzle to shittle. No? Just me?). Anyway yeah, good luck with stuff and that and shit and stuff and anything else and whatever. And stuff. And keep in contact dickface, or I'll keep in contact with my foot inexplicably (it's a long distance) hitting your dick for a face! Dick. -- 13:15, 7 Aym 2008 (UTC)

## IOTM

Featured Illogicopedian

This user is a winner of the Illogicopedian of the Month award.

If you receive this message you are a past winner of Illogicopedian of the Month. It may be a bit late but you are hereby awarded the IOTM template: your badge of honour that shows you are the cream of the Illogicopedian crop. Congratulations! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 11:50, 1 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

## Oit penisface

GTFO from real life and GTF on IRC naow k thx 16:09, 10 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

## Hello!

In all of the time I have been here, I have never seen you make an edit. Nice to meet you! ~ ReadMeSoon!? The Desperate Book 16:47, 23 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

## For hating on America and saying baseball was made in England...

 T3canolis would like you give you a hearty "Screw you" and a friendly gesture. Cheers!

Yeah. What it said. --T3 00:31, 9 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

It's true though, I just checked Wikipedia and it says baseball evolved from rounders, which was invented by bored Brits. I don't really care, but I just thought I'd be a smartarse and point that out. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:19, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
No, England made to games that came together to be baseball but we put it together. Do you say the guy that invented Band-Aids is the guy that invented adhesive and cloth?.... My point exactly. --T3 15:50, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
.....credit where credit is due, without the english input baseball wouldn't have been made, at least then anyway, sure you "improved" upon our games enough to claim ownership of baseball, but unlike our inventions yours wasn't totally shall we say, ..off the bat. -- 16:09, 10 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Wow, so Bob Geldof created adhesives and cloth? Well, I knew he was clever but wow... ;) -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:41, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Ba-dum Tsh ;P --JonTehSexyMofo 22:09, 10 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

## Say, chaz

Why don't you go and vote on VFF? Seriously dude, it's really slow. Mind helping out? —rms talk 01:50, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

I generally avoid voting anymore unless it's to spite someone.
Why? —rms talk 01:57, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Not sure, just don't really feel a desire to vote anymore...unless, as I say, its to annoy someone, or an article truly is outstanding --JonTehSexyMofo 02:00, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)
Well, I think you should do it anyway, for teh good of the Wiki. —rms talk 02:01, 20 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

## I would like to let you know...

...I've read every single one of your categories. Waste of time. --T3 20:41, 24 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

## I hereby declare my war on pickles

I have come back to LOLcaust you all. My war now is against the picklesAdolph Hitler 01:26, 25 Yoon 2009 (UTC)

## ThankssknahT ForroF TheehT VoteetoV AttA VFHHFV

And length matters :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 13:41 Yoon 28 '09

## The 1st Illogicopedian Times!

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## Jon you lying scumbag

you said you were going to bed, did you mean, crack one off? ¬_¬ --Silent Penguin 01:26, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

Wow, late night ?pedia is rather blue, eh? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 10:52, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
What I do with my bedtime is my own business :P--JonTehSexyMofo 12:11, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
what do you expect dan :P it's h'after hours --Silent Penguin 12:15, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)
Besides, it'd been 2 weeks without internet...you'd have done the same :D --JonTehSexyMofo 14:03, 9 Jumbly 2009 (UTC)

## Go!

Thanks for undoing all my hard work. 75.133.28.77 18:25, 2 Serpeniver 2009 (UTC)