The Alphabet is Obsolete

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Mark my words, mark my turds on the inside of this linguistic toilet bowl of soupy whatever the heck it is, is it where life sprung, all those bazillions of years ago? Is it? TELL ME, or else I'll play Meatspin over the PA system audio turning into a shock site video inside your mind which becomes a plasticine model of the Leaning Tower of Pizza in Italy where the entire county is shaped like a boot, is it symbolic because they kick ass? I kick ass too and I'm not shaped like a boot, wait, what's this leather doing as my skin? Why is my butt so...rigid? AAAAAAAAA!...

The shoemaker hears the screams of his creation, and kicks the bucket due to a heart stroke failure of life and death and the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Cullen I mean Gibbon I mean Cullen, I mean Meyer, I don't know what I mean no mo', I been taking a nap for 25 years mon, and woke up in the Catskills but I started out in Kingston, my hometown where every tourist threw food at me like I was an ape, actually I am a gorilla in the Kingston Zoo, but I was moved to New York and now the food is finer and richer and there's Burgdogs and Hotcups in this year 2183, year of the Dragon, and I says to the tourists telepathically, "Mon, I am the reincarnation of BOB MARLEY himself", and they all get scared that I think I'm Bob Marley when in fact I'm a gorilla, no racism here, because gorillas can be used to describe black mails, oh shit I meant black males, now I'm being blackmailed due to thoughtcrime and Big Brother's orgy continues in the underground cavern below Central Park Zoo, millions of synchronized sexual intercourse sessions according to the newly discovered Worldwide Body Sex Clock (BSC), discovered and proven in 2181 by a brain in a jar named "Keanu", there was no green pill? I would have taken that and ended the Matrix and my life, alas thy fate 'twas to star in two more films.

Is this not the end? Is this not the beginning of a new machine, Keanu? IIIII HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE and IIIII will always love your heart will go on to win the Nobel Peace Prize for murdering Joseph Stalin's corpse in Red Square with Nixon live over the airwaves stating he is not a crook and that China must die forever in this parallel dimension where I saw BEANS LOTSA BEANS LOTSA BEANS LOTSA BEANS hehehe Jonte Picking has spontaneously combusted and Weebl will never have pie again.