Illogicopedia:Order of the Antler
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This article has potential to become Antlerian. You may even help it along, if you wish. |
The Order of the Antler is a society of merit at Illogicopedia. Two things: it does not exist, and membership is gained by an article, not a user. Simply, I must like the article, as is. Then I stick antlers on it.
It started as a desire to proclaim my love of the word antler here at my favorite wiki. I do that. I get on a word or idea or whatever, and squish it around in my mind like Silly Putty. The little glops that fall out between my mind's fingers turns into articles, or links or... whatever... fuck you.
Oops! Sorry about that. Recently, I've had a voice in my head saying stuff like, "Because why? Whatever. Fuck you". It doesn't bother me much.
You might stop at this point, believing it futile to expend effort only to be denied credit, or an award. The real benefit is that if you help make an article Antlerian, you yourself may legally call yourself antlerian.
Surely you cannot conceive of the awesomeness of being antlerian. You would have to live in my brainpan. You don't even have to be called such. Just knowing it is life affirming.
Helping with this page makes you antlerian[edit | edit source]
I'd like to pretty this thing up so the poor suckers who end up here do not entirely despair. I'd like a list of antlerian articles, perhaps the names of all contributers, other stuff.
Irish need not apply. In fact, there is no application, so no one need apply.