The Article: Part 5
So it seems I tried this again.
Stupid me.
Why waste my f****** time?
Then again what else would I be doing?
Hmmm…
I could be mean, I could be angry, you know I could be just like you going outside...
Screw that.
I'd rather be doing this.
I guess I should be trying to write something.
So here it goes...
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Wow…
I just attempted to type the ABC's with my nose.
Bad idea.
How did I mistake that for an article.
I'm an idiot.
I mean, I R idiot.
That's how an idiot would say it.
And seeing as I'm an idiot that's how I'd say it.
Dur dur dur.
I'm stupid!
Ugh…
I need to take a deep breath, close my eyes, and get ready.
Okay..
I think I'm ready to write an article.
An article.
Wait, was that a trick question?
Then again, I'm talking to myself.
So I should know.
I think I just tricked myself.
You can make fun of me but whoop 'de fricken doo, what do I care.
I actually do care no that I think of it.
So don't make fun of me.
Please.
MOMMY!!!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT ME?
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniffle*
Okay.
Sorry for that- outburst.
I should probably try again at an article just for something...
Apply directly to the forehead
That's not an article...
It's just the instructions to Head-On.
Let's try again.
The Article: Part 5
Nope. That's just the title.
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
NOO!!! I JUST REPEATED MYSELF!
ONE MORE TIME!
There once was a man named Bob.
He was awfully stupid.
He liked to skip around.
NO THAT SUCKS!!!!!!
BANG.
It seems I've killed myself, eh.
Oh well…
So this is heaven.
Is that Adolf Hitler?
Shit.
This must be Hell.
I'm screwed.
Is that Satan?
Is he holding a fire poker?
Why is he smiling?
What is he doing with that?
No!
No!
NOT MY ASS!!!
OWWW!!!!!
THE END