The Illogicopedia Exam Of Stupidity

Question 1

HI!!! $1+34=?$

Time is running out

Oh tick tock a tickytickytickermajiggytockthing

TIME'S UP!!!!

The answer is...

THE ANSWER IS...!

2831789 to the power of 45876.

As you can see

$1+1=2$

and hence 2 to the power of +32 would equal

$2^{+}32=2831789$

now we add the equals sign "="

which stands for power of 45876

now hence

$2831789^{4}5876$

which equals 17!!!!

Question 2

How are you feeling today?

Time is running out

TICKKKKKKK!!

TOCKKKKKKKK!!!

ABLEH!!!!!!

ARR!!!!!!

The answer is...

I am feeling good, am I not?

But if you are not, you are emo.

A LA LA AL ALAL AL LAAL LA!

Question 3

3+3+3=

You know...

1. 1. 1. 1. 1. $#$#$#$#%!$$@#$%#!

A BLEH!!!

Question 3.5?

7+7+7=? $23!!!$

How exciting....is it not? Because the real answer is ....

$23-2983?$

You do not understand?

Good.

Question 4

AIYEEEEE!!! What does it mean?

It means in Germaromanian which is a type of cereal, means My brother's tank just blew up because there's

NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN!!!!

ONLY SAND!!!

ON A BEACH!!! $andSand+Beach=Nothingnewunderthesun!!!$

Question 5

How do you find the value of pi?

Tickermatocky!

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Your time is up! To find the value of pi simply $pie-p=pi$

It's so simple even Bananaman could do it.

Right?

Oh well....a bleh.

Question 6

Is your vision 50/50?

And please don't say: is that a corny joke? Because if it was, you are too. Corny jokes consist of Ears.

Yes, ears of corn.

The corn has ears.......?

And no, your vision will never reach 50/50...because

that surely equals 1!!!!

“Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!”

~ Fred Flintstone on the number one

Question 7

What is cheese made of?

TO BE CONTINUED

SHORTLY AFTER THE BREAK

A BLEH?

Final Question

Is your IQ over 2?

NO IT IS NOT, YOU STUPID STUPIDITY. YOU PASS THE TEST.

BECAUSE

$2+2=Finland!!$

Yay, I win. What do I do next?

Things to do next

• Become a pirate
• Learn the true secrets of vile yellowness

And we're back after the break!!!

Cheese is made of potatoes, the most divine things, the Olympic rings, calamari rings, jackets, jacket potatoes, Wily Coyote, Yo momma, Godzilla's Eyeballs, Carrots, Wallace and Grommit, a math equation, Hairy Potter and Magic Beans, or to be more precise, HEINZ MAGIC BEANS! NOW COMES IN 2 DIFFERENT SIZES!!!!

A....A....A...CHOOO!!!! Oh so sorry.

See also

• Test