Bananaman

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Trust me, you were not looking for Banana man.

Goodbye blub

Didnt know what time it was the eebles were high on crack oh how

I leaned back on my radio... then it slipped and fell and I went too ouch ouch

Some gggg was flying around on some flying rock n roll with a lotta soul, he said, but he might be lying or using liberal deceit

Then the loud sound did seem to burst my damn eardrums

Came back like a slow voice on a wave of mayonnaise ha hase

That werent no OMG OMG OMG that was hazy cosmic McFail

Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hed like to come and execute us

But he thinks hed blow our minds (duh!)

Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hes told us not to get all hyper

Cause he knows we had red cordial

He told me (about cocaine):

Let the children lose it

Let the children use it

Let all the children get agressive as hell

I had to kill someone so I picked you *BOOM, HEADSHOT!*

Hey, far out, Corey Worthingtons are taking over the world! o o

Switch on the bananaphone we may pick him up and eat him

Look out your window I can see a UFO

If we can sparkle he may land tonight a ight. It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

Dont tell your leg or hell get us locked up in the refridgerator

Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hed like to come and meet us

But he thinks hed blow our sister

Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hes told us not to eat him

Cause he knows we're all hungry

He told me:

Let the children eat Appleman

Let the children eat Orangeman

Let all the children eat Pearman

Bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hed like to come and eat us

But he thinks hed eat too much mind

Theres a bananaman waiting in the fruit bowl

Hes told us not to... umm, what does that word say?

Cause he knows its all - Ooh look, a birdie!

He told me (about ADHD):

Let the other children have it

Let the other children get diagnosed with it

But don't let yourself get it

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La, la, la, *yawn*, la, la, la, la

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La, la, la, la, la, la, la, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!

Here be Bananas
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