The Legend of the Tuna

Tuna is a 14 year old boy who resides in the Cardiff area and attends Cardiff High School. His full name is Tuna Percy von Dyke, his work in the field of fish dentistry had been referred to as the things of legend.

His early life consisted of attending peoples' sandwiches at mealtimes and tasting like SHIT. But as life progressed he began to build a better life for himself among his people. Although there were still many who questioned his power and authority none could deny that his ability to convince people to eat tuna even though it tasted like utter SHIT was not ordinary.

Tuna is currently enjoying a celbrity like status and has such reknowned friends as Ooshie Canoodle and His Holyness Shamalama Dumpling of Tibet. Those who know him refer to him as having a gentle but aggressive nature amd is given the affectionate nickname of Lumpy among his colleagues.

"UKKIKI UKKI ptang ptang mwamamama mwamamama" was his favourite saying in life and you could often hear him shouting this at passing salmon.

Also another favourite quote among his fans was "Gnimpet". Although the dream couldn't last forever. Soon people realised thet Tuna did actually taste like SHIT and that they were being ruled by a fish. WTF. A fish for fucks sake. How did they not realise when theyre champion had a memory of 3 and a half seconds.

OH MY DAZE MAN!!!

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