The Legless Hippo Returns Triumphant

A legless hippo was in the zoo but he escaped.

He smasjhed through the fence around his enclosure and rolled down the street.

He smush3d some people and cars and stuff. It made the local news.

The camera people chased him with their cameras and filmed him rolling on the road.

It made sensational headlines. A boost of viewership broadcasting systems.

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There as a man who spent eight years trying to teach a mouse to speak English. He died before he finished. They decided to let the mouse perform his eulogy. It died.

That happened on the other side of town. the hippo did not know it happened.

Neither did he know that there was a billboard over his head advertising for toothpaste. Nor did he know.

He smashed a barbershop. Hair flew all over the place. It got in food. People didn't notice.

He smashed a hot dog stand. The guy selling the hot dogs was smushed. The hot dogs, curiously enough, remained intact.

His voyage took him long and far and wide.

he rolled all around the world.

He smushed a lot of objhects. some people took pictures of him. some people rode him for amusement. SOme people tried to shoot him. some people didnt notice him.

He finally completed his voyage around the globe by rolling back into his cage in time to eat his hippo food. I dont know what hippos eat.

I shall have to look it up sometime.