The Mystery Files of The Cucumber Room

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THE MYSTERY FILES OF THE CUCUMBER ROOM

*miscellaneous man walks into vicinity*

"Oi, where are you going?" I asked.

"In this room." He replied.

"Well, you can't go in there."

"Why not?" asked the man.

"There was a slight incident - about a week ago."

"What happened?" he nosily asked.

"We are investigating that. In the meantime, shoo."

"OK OK OK, I will."

The man leaves the crime scene.

TO BE CONTINUED...