The Pool Shark

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“Even we don't expect the pool shark”

~ Spanish Inquisition

The Pool Shark......

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..the pool shark lurks in bath tubs, swimming pools and most of all paddly pools.

they are also known as Harry, TPS, Serial Killer #08 and Surprise Attacker

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The first time the shark was seen was in 1987 in a paddly pool in North London.

The most recent attack was wen he killed Donald Dook 4 months ago he hasnt been heard of since then but u nevr no u cud be nxt.

apparently he now has bluetooth equipped and can find people if there bluetooth is on within 3 miles of him gasp :O