The Problem With: Stealing

From "The Problem With", a series that doesn't actually exist

Apparently, stealing is an issue. A bad one. You're gonna need a tissue for this issue. I'll miss you while you're getting the tissue for this issue. Hopefully no one kisses you while i miss you while you're getting a tissue for this issue. This article is becoming an issue. Should i stop this article? Ehhhhhh... yeah, I guess I'll do this for all the evil sons 'a bitches out there. You know who i'm talking about... I think.