Yes, this is an article. What did you expect? A question mark? Oh my! You were right - on the mark! A question mark! RUN!
…or should I? That's the question! And a re-mark-able one at that. OH NOES!!!!!!111ONEONEONE!!! ANOTHER QUESTION MARK! HURRY! CALL THE POLICE!
No; they are all in on it. You cannot escape them! Aieee-
Now look what's happened. The Police have eaten you.
Oh look, an exclamation mark…