The Stig

“Some say he is a lazy barstard who can't be bothered to wipe his own buttocks”

~ Spokesperson for the Schtigg

“Some say he eats oil flavoured washers with petrol for breakfast”

~ N.R. Sole

“Some might say that sunsheeyine follows thunder”

~ Liam Gallagher

“I say he sucks”

~ Beavis from Beavis and Butthead

The Stig wants your Ford Focuses.

See also

• Top Gear

Environmentally friendly show of the year 2008 Top Gear
	The Hamster • J "The Fool" C That other one • Schtigg