The Twist

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The Twist is a fight between paper towels to compete for the privilege of being in the middle. You see, all paper towels want to be in the middle. There are always three paper towels allowed in each competition. The one on the right goes first, and moves to the middle. The one on the left goes next, and moves to the middle. Then the one that was in the middle but is now on the right goes next because does not want to be left out. The result of this threesome is frequently a very short rope that binds all three together in ways they did not expect.