The Unfinished Article
By definition, this article is finished. And again, it's finished. Proof will be given below[1]. It was long rumored that Carlotta shared a gym membership with Adolf Hitler, but no proof has surfaced to date. This doesn't stop blabbermouths from sneaking onto cable television sets, and proofreading every little prompt, until the stage manager resigns.
Time for a donut...
Anti-Semitic weaponry and other things that don't exist[edit | edit source]
Since the first implementation of pig-parts catapults by Crusaders against a coalition of Jewish special forces in Jerusalem in 1049, the idea of bombarding an enemy with things which profoundly disgust them can cause panic and softening of a target in battle.
A little light buffoonery[edit | edit source]
Relying on a host of after market volcano cahoots, shadowy figures in the laxative underground became wary of so-called "clean burning coal". Again with the definitions here.
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ It was proven in 1688 by Octavia de las Knockenknee that drywall screws longer than one and a half inches long are, by definition, not drywall screws. Rather, they are nondescript fastener, type 9K of the Omicron System, dynastic of course.