The World Didn't End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“How very disappointing.”

~ Xappa on the end

I'm very sorry. You didn't get to see the fireworks show. I know a great deal of people were on their porches and roofs, staring off into the distance and waiting for god knows what to come and end their miserable lives. Too bad it didn't happen.

I suppose I could explain through a very wonderful medium: song. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the lyrics to Burt Bacharach's Time Lovers:

Oh babe, the planet just couldn't end

Our love is much too strong for it to end

We are beautiful time lovers holding onto a rusty pole

That sticks up from the great Lord's universe belt

You must have thought I lied when I sang before about that shark

I told you it was serious shit, baby

But you were too wise

Don't go on without me, take my hand

I will nibble your fingers as we fly through the sky

The shark tried to eat us and the Earth stayed alive

Can roto-toms get seasick in their journey to the end of time?

The song ends, of course, with confetti. And your mother tries to get up onstage with Burt Bacharach.