User:Xappa
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Xappa. Not zappa. Xappa good.
I'm also a noob on Uncyclopedia, but this place looks even more fucked up, and that interests me.
By the way, did you know that I'm in bed with you right now?
“Welcome my pretty ones.”
I am locked out of Illogicopedia. Forced to edit as a nameless IP address, I must let all of you know that you now will only know me as a number. Never again shall I return to my rightful place as Xappa of Illogicopedia. A sad day for all, I am sure. But do not cry! I appreciate your tears, but you must carry on without me. I know you have the strength and the courage. --72.213.17.22 15:54, 8 Arply 2014 (UTC)
As a friendly 2015 update, I am reminding the world of my glorious presence. I might even edit on here some more. Anyway, I hope that helped you all. Amen.--98.179.5.140 05:27, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)
My Crowning Achievements:
- Shit
- Teenager
- The World Is Going To End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my best article. It is good, so damn good. Mmmmm, mmmm.)
- The World Didn't End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a companion piece)
- Cunning Linguists (makes me giggle every time. It even has a talk page)
- Dirty Water (a delicious work in progress)
- George W. Bush (technically not mine, but I started molding it to my sick desires...)
- Driver's Education
- John Lennon ( I peed into the toilet by myself today)
- Debbie Gibson (I used to luv her)
- Stairway to Heaven (if anyone at all who even edits on Illogicopedia cares, please strongly consider helping me with this page. I want it to be long, suggestive, filled with curse words, and dripping with sarcasm. Jimmy Page and Robert Plant would have wanted it that way. pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease help, okay?? Ok.)
- Burmanshire
- Cyborg (a touching story)
My Favorite Illogicopedia Pages that No One Should Ever Edit Again Because They Are Perfect:
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