Xappa. Not zappa. Xappa good.
I'm also a noob on Uncyclopedia, but this place looks even more fucked up, and that interests me.
By the way, did you know that I'm in bed with you right now?
I am locked out of Illogicopedia. Forced to edit as a nameless IP address, I must let all of you know that you now will only know me as a number. Never again shall I return to my rightful place as Xappa of Illogicopedia. A sad day for all, I am sure. But do not cry! I appreciate your tears, but you must carry on without me. I know you have the strength and the courage. --22.214.171.124 15:54, 8 Arply 2014 (UTC)
As a friendly 2015 update, I am reminding the world of my glorious presence. I might even edit on here some more. Anyway, I hope that helped you all. Amen.--126.96.36.199 05:27, 11 Aym 2015 (UTC)
My Crowning Achievements:
- The World Is Going To End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my best article. It is good, so damn good. Mmmmm, mmmm.)
- The World Didn't End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (a companion piece)
- Cunning Linguists (makes me giggle every time. It even has a talk page)
- Dirty Water (a delicious work in progress)
- George W. Bush (technically not mine, but I started molding it to my sick desires...)
- Driver's Education
- John Lennon ( I peed into the toilet by myself today)
- Debbie Gibson (I used to luv her)
- Stairway to Heaven (if anyone at all who even edits on Illogicopedia cares, please strongly consider helping me with this page. I want it to be long, suggestive, filled with curse words, and dripping with sarcasm. Jimmy Page and Robert Plant would have wanted it that way. pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease help, okay?? Ok.)
- Cyborg (a touching story)
My Favorite Illogicopedia Pages that No One Should Ever Edit Again Because They Are Perfect:
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