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Foolish mortal! You actually trusted me and believed this article to be composed of nothing but gibberish? Clearly, you have not heard of a certain concept known as lying.
But what's this you say? It is not you who have been deceived, but rather it is I? You say you actually knew beforehand that this article was, in fact, not entirely gibberish? How is this possible? Surely it can not be! You lie!
...But is that not precisely what you yourself said? If not, does it not mean the same thing - you lie, and I am deceived again? Again! Or was I even deceived? Now I most certainly was, for if I was deceived, I was deceived, whereas if I was not, I was temporarily deceived into believing myself to be deceived. All is over! The mortals have taken Olympus! O, we have failed, we have miserably failed!