The great molten chimp of Aberdeen
The great molten chimp of Aberdeen[edit | edit source]
The great molten chimp of Aberdeen is a well-known celestial animal that likes to deface the globe instead of the celestial bog, which is called hell. He is notoriously associated in having produced places in this way, for example the British Isles and the alps.
appearance[edit | edit source]
The great molten chimp of Aberdeen takes the form of a giant chimp fifty foot high with molten fire divulging from the chimps nostrils and eyes. He is well-known in the acting industry, and he made his name in King Kong, in which he agreed to be carried up the empire state building by the actress playing King Kong.
private life[edit | edit source]
The great molten chimp of Aberdeen is often associated with creation, and is hailed by religions such as Christianity and Islam as the divine ruling being. In reality, he is a satiromaniac, and immensely keen to undertake heavy vetting with his long-term mistress, the mini molten chimp of the bogs, also known as a pimple.