Think of something!

"I wanna write an article reeeaaallllly baaadly."

"Well, then WRITE ONE ALREADY!"

"But I don't have any ideas!"

"Well, THINK OF SOMETHING!"

"Okay, I'm thinking... I'm thinking of something..."

Something. SOlving quantum physics. Tuba.

"Okay. Now what are you thinking of?"

"My ____."

"Stop thinking about your ____. Perv."

"NUCLEAR EEL!"

"Wait, what?"

"NUCLEAR EEL!"

"Did you just say magnetic trousers?"

"NUCLEAR EEL! Is like electric eel, but nuclear instead of electric! NUCLEAR EEL!"