This article contains a rather bold statement about legal graffiti on walls

Legal graffiti on walls fails.

Why is this lemon trying to suffocate me? I have done not a thing to harm it's beloved orange or lime. So what if the grapefruit were all massacred. We still have broccoli. So I asked my mummy "what's for square" And she replied. My bones are aching on the staircase.Please fetch them for me, son, I beg of you. I pushed the bones off a nonviolently placed cliff. A brush is what you make it so I took out my scissors and began to chomp on them. Hair is overrated any cow knows this. 45 years since that day. The night I last sucked on my foot. My right foot has been gone now.Loaf of bread in oven. Consider yourself legal and regal. He was K-nighted. Sir loaf and I ran to the dock, but had missed the goat! I am a man-whore and Sir loaf is a knight. We make the berst team in jack. We found a liter of blood in the blue thing above, falling towards my turkey. "NooooOOOooooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO!" In my panicked state of gas, I quickly ran to the smothered turkey.I put my finger to her lips an whispered in her ear "Shush..." I sobbed cried as I scooped her into my arms. Sir loaf then began to mold. He birthed a bucket list and on it was Make Graffiti Legal