This article is awesome and you know it

This is kinda awesome.

Hey, you! Yeah, you! This article is awesome. And you know it is. Just looking at this article, you're thinking, "Wow, that article is awesome." - because this article is so awesome.

Why is this article so awesome?

Because it is. There's no reason for the direct awesomeness contained in this article. Well, there is, but it's an incredibly complex formula that cannot be explained to a person who isn't involved in the constant adding of awesomeness to this article.

You could say that the secret formula is ${\frac {awesomeness^{2}}{thisarticle}}+{\frac {coolness^{\pi }}{vanity}}+{\frac {illogic^{2}}{sanity}}<{\frac {thisarticle^{2}}{awesomeness}}$

This is what the U.S. Navy is really up to. Beware.

More reasons

• This article is rich.
• This article got all 99 skills on RuneScape.
• This article knows pi to 1000 places.
• This article eats concrete.
• This article also eats fire, and sometimes drinks acid.
• One time, this guy vandalised this article, so to get revenge, this article went round to the guy's house and took a huge dump on the carpet.
• If you have $5 and this article has $5, this article has more money than you.
• Illogicopedia admins tried to delete this article, and it respawned itself.
• This article can spell Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanymethylchlorolixigalarylglutaminythine.
• THIS ARTICLE TYPES IN CAPS LOCK TO ACCENTUATE THE EMPHASIS OF SENTENCES CONTAINED WITHIN ITS STRUCTURE!!
• This article is on fire.
• This article, when encrypted into ROT-13 and back again, holds the answer to the meaning of life.