Pi
“What? No, it's P-I-E. Got it memorized?”
“No, it's Z-X-C-A-E-R-G-F-S-A-D-G-R-H-L-O-P-D-S-X-Y. Got it memorized?”
It's over 9000!!
Pi is a round pastry, normally filled with fruit filling especially green apples. It is a common item to throw at people's faces, along with blocks, bricks, and hooplah.
Example of proper use of pi[edit | edit source]
Innocent civilian: (pi'd) HEY! WHO THREW THAT? THEY'RE SO GETTING A BRICK IN THE FACE!
Innocent tissue box: (sits there)
Innocent civilian: Oh, it was you, was it? Well! (Throws a math book at tissue box)
Troll Proves Pi is 4[edit | edit source]
First 10,000 digits of pi[edit | edit source]
3.19... aw crap, I did it wrong. Do I get another chance?
No.[edit | edit source]
“Thank heavens for that”
Also, as a true fact, starting at the 6,969th digit, the digits go 69696969696969696969... until digit 69696. Then, in what experts attribute to Chuck Norris, the next digit is i. After that, you'd have to be drunk to even care a little about more digits.
And another thing[edit | edit source]
Pie = 24, because four and twenty blackbirds were baked in it.
See Also[edit | edit source]
| Ancient Greek Letters of Insanity: |
| Α | Β | Γ | Δ | Ε | Ζ | Η | Θ | Ι | Κ | Λ | Μ | Ν | Ξ | Ο | Π | Ρ | Σ | Τ | Υ | Φ | Χ | Ψ | Ω |
| Ϝ | Ϻ | Ϟ | Ͳ |