Toilet humour

“What did the toilet brush say to the bowl?”

~ Question

“Why, I ought to clean you out!”

~ Poor punchline

Well, the title says nothing about toilet humour being any good. What did you expect? If you wanted a good joke you should have read the Daily Mail.

That, sir, was a piece of satire.

More toilet humour

• What was Henry VIII's toilet's favourite poker hand? A royal flush.

• What is your toilet's favourite band? Cistern of a Down.

• What animals are toilet trained? Lavatory rats.

See also

• Humor