Trout

“/me slaps Soms around a bit with a large trout”

~ Flameviper on IRC

“/mode #wikipedia-en +b Flameviper”

~ Soms on pissing off the chanop

Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons.

Trout are very valuable and immensly powerful. Don't you go to near them.

Fish fish fish fish fish, fish fish fish fish fish, eating fish!