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Flameviper's dearest dream is becoming a Wikipedia Administrator

ISST A THREAT TO YOOUR COMPOOTAH!!!!. Well he is if your computer murderously offended him sending Flameviper into a murderous rage aimed at your computer and then somehow lost it's firewall so it was defenceless. It could be true.

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Does your computer experience purplishness and the tendency to twitch like a, ..."I'm not reading that" (Sound of gun being readied for shooting, followed swiftly by the sound of the writer of the article sweating), like a dead dog with a grandma who's eating it's left paw whilst driving a car like Al Capone, Happy? I mean does it do that on shepherd herding occasions. This is probably because Your computer is dead inside like all other prostitutes.

Oh yeah, and Flameviper filed for its termination before subtly changing his name to become undetectable.[edit | edit source]

“Whatintarnations!! Where'd that snake go? It done busted my prize hog, I don't even get no sugar from her!”

~ Hillbilly on Giving a lecture at Oxford University on the complex biological diversity of his sexual habits
You're looking down the barrel of some uber leet pwnage.

He'll like muck up your hard drive with his like crazy afro hair and he'll misguidedly try to play Lara Croft on your computer - basically your computer is fecked.

With silver fangs, blood-red eyes, and a sword for a tail. And the sword's on fire. Yes, it's a sword and it's on fire. What could be better than that? And the handle's made of bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eef jer-keeeeeeeeeey. It's a FLAME-VIPAA-AA-AAH! And it's made... of... OWNAAAAAAAAAGE!

See also[edit | edit source]

General Vanitizing & Stories
Silent Penguin's Bogus Journey
Testostereich: The Man, The Myth, The Bellend · Testostereich in Space
JON · LIAM · Readmesoon: The Untold Story · Ben: Retired or Desired?
Readmesoon in Space: The crappy knockoff · Zimizmizm · Frunobulax
The Big Bang as viewed through a straw · Gruntled (disambiguation) · Black and Silver (condensed cheese product) · Illogicopedia writer honored by Time Magazine · Cookie for the puppy, fuck the kitties · Illogicopedian saves day; becomes national hero · Samuel (cat) · You have two cows/1 · HowTo:Write a Vanity Piece · Natural Surrealist Party · Gruntled:An Origin Story · Fonchopedia · I am the Chosen One · Forum:The ballad of Monsignor Peaches · We Java alligators · Tomorrow yesterday · 9,347,829,013,865.00187 · My Journey to Illogicopedia · Why is zim_ulator? · Piddler
T3canolis · Readmesoon/SAM · Fonchezzz · Silent Penguin (teh Ultimate Admin) · Asema · Athyria · Flameviper · Raggle Fraggle King · Ryan
Gruntled AKA Rev. Zim_ulator · Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive · XY007 · Island Monkey · Sophia · Cg098 · The Pioneer · PiddlerOfTrousers