Tru Wuv/No
"No way, Sawanga-san! Do you really think I'd be THAT petty!"
"Eh, it was worth a shot. Anyway, give Makoto-kun my regards."
"How about you face me like a man, Taisuke!" Itou-kun says, barging in.
"Nope!" Taisuke replies, and jumps out of the window.
"I will not forget this transgression, Sawanaga!" Makoto-kun replies, as Taisuke runs off.
Makoto-kun turns around to face me, his voice fraught and cracking.
"Didn't I promise to love you and only you, no matter who I hurt? And yet, when you were faced with temptation...you...you..."
"I refused?" I reply.
"Oh yeah, looks like this is a happy ending after all!" Itou-kun says, and kisses me.
"Hey guys, there's a totally rad show on Extra-Terrestri-EURG!" screams my little sister as she walks in on me and Itou-kun....er...doing it.
"Oh, well this is awkward..." Makoto-kun begins.
"Oh, it's alright. I'll explain the alien conquest conspiracy theories detailed in that program to Otome-chan instead. She'll be better prepared against THEM than you when the world ends."
"Yeah, yeah, get lost!" I say, resuming my sexual tryst with Itou-kun.
THE END
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