Tru Wuv/Yes
"Yes, Sawanaga-san! Take me with you, and let's buy an XBox One along the way!"
"Alright!"
But just then, I see Makoto-kun standing by the doorway, looking aghast and forlorn. Apparently, he's heard everything.
"Taisuke..." he begins, "Katsura means everything to me. She's the center of my universe, the source of all my happiness. And you would take her away from me?"
"Well, DUH! Why do you think I came here in the first place?" Sawanaga replies.
"Kotonoha..."
"I'm sorry, Itou-kun. It's nothing personal. Just XBox One-related."
Itou-kun's face turns into a deranged snarl.
"I don't think you'll be happy together! I won't let you be!"
"Oh, boo-hoo. What are you going to do, kill yourself?" Taisuke retorts.
Itou-Kun pulls a gun to his temple and blows his brains out, killing himself.
"Shit."
"Hey guys, I watched this totally rad Extra-Terrestri-EURG!" screams my little sister, as she walks in on Makoto-kun's corpse. "Yeah, never mind. You people clearly have way bigger problems." she says, running off.
"So..." Taisuke begins, "Are you still coming with m-"
"No, Taisuke. Just no."
THE END.
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