Turkey twizzlers

Erm, you might not believe this... but turkey twizzlers are just cut off pig tails. Yes, that's right. Where else did you think the tails went after the pig has been made pork scratchings out of?

Actually, there's more to it than cutting off pig's tails. You have to chop them into tiny little pieces, grate them, then stick them back together using the pig's spit, which has been sucking on Uncle Joe's Mint Balls.

You wondered where the slight hint of mint came from. Well now you know...