Twenty Things You Should Know When Planning to Skydive

Here's a list of twenty things you should know when planning to go skydiving.

This guy should have read the article!

1. It will be scary as hell.
2. You'll be high in the air.
3. You can die.
4. You need to deploy a parachute.
5. Pick a good pilot to drive the plane or pick a shit one.
6. You will probably cry like a girl.
7. You will have to jump out of an airplane.
8. Number 1.
9. Number 1 times 100.
10. Number 1 times infinity.
11. DON'T PRACTICE.
12. Number 1 times infinity times 1 million
13. You will probably freak the f*** out!
14. You're going to vomit thinking about the idea of jumping out of a plane so don't think of it while reading this.
15. It helps to the bathroom before... must I say more?
16. It will help to read a funny article on Illogicopedia before to lighten the mood.
17. Number 1... like seriously
18. You're probably an idiot for doing it.
19. You might die... Wait I think I said that...
20. NUMBER 1 GOD DAMMIT DON'T DO IT!!!

Hope it helps! Have a nice day :-)