Twenty Things You Should Know When Planning to Skydive
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Here's a list of twenty things you should know when planning to go skydiving.
- It will be scary as hell.
- You'll be high in the air.
- You can die.
- You need to deploy a parachute.
- Pick a good pilot to drive the plane or pick a shit one.
- You will probably cry like a girl.
- You will have to jump out of an airplane.
- Number 1.
- Number 1 times 100.
- Number 1 times infinity.
- DON'T PRACTICE.
- Number 1 times infinity times 1 million
- You will probably freak the f*** out!
- You're going to vomit thinking about the idea of jumping out of a plane so don't think of it while reading this.
- It helps to the bathroom before... must I say more?
- It will help to read a funny article on Illogicopedia before to lighten the mood.
- Number 1... like seriously
- You're probably an idiot for doing it.
- You might die... Wait I think I said that...
- NUMBER 1 GOD DAMMIT DON'T DO IT!!!
Hope it helps! Have a nice day :-)