Twitter'd: The Discovery of America

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Sailing to India. Bored. Text me at 1-426-4782

Christopher_Columbus at 3:42PM on August 1st, 1492

@Christopher_Columbus - Are you coming here? We can't see your ship.

xXBuddismFTW1478 at 5:53 on August 10th, 1492

@Queen_Isabel - I better be getting that gold you promised cause this is taking too damn long lol

Christopher_Columbus at 11:17 on August 29th, 1492

@Christopher_Columbus - If you don't stop being a douche about the gold situation MAYBE I'll give it to you.

Queen_Isabel at 12:22 on August 31st, 1492

@Christopher_Columbus - Hey, were you the guy who directed the first two Harry Potter movies?

Super3boy at 6:32 on September 3rd, 1492

@Super3boy - Nope. Wrong Christopher Columbus. His twitter is "Christopher Columbus". I had to put an underscore because of that dick.

Christopher_Columbus at 4:00 on September 7th, 1492

Can a man get some weed out here? Shit.

Christopher_Columbus at 11:23 on September 11th, 1492

Just found some Indians. Don't text me lol, this is getting good.

Christopher_Columbus at 12:34 on September 14th, 1492

Pale men came into town today. Dunno wtf thats about lolololol

Hunts_With_Skill at 10:34 on September 15th, 1492

Just killed some Indians. pretty good day. text me

Christopher_Columbus at 5:10 on September 17th, 1492

@Christopher_Columbus - Oh you think you're hot shit because you killed a couple Indians? I made two of the most successful movies in history, bitch!

Christopher Columbus at 9:34 on September 17th, 1492

@Christopher Columbus - You dick. If I wasn't in India right now I would murder your ass.

Christopher_Columbus at 7:30 on September 18th, 1492

@Christopher_Columbus - You're not in India, Christopher!

BahamaMama123 at 5:55 on September 19th, 1492

@BahamaMama123 - Blasphemy! I won't believe that even until the day I die.

Christopher_Columbus at 7:23 on September 21st, 1492

@Indians - Brb guys, lol.

Christopher_Columbus at 1:53 on September 25th, 1492