Umm... Bill, that's a sword
Hey, Bill, how are ya? Ooh, nice sword you got there... why are you stepping closer towards me, Bill? Step back, you're close enough. I can see you, Bill, you don't need to come any closer. Why are you holding that sword up... it's kinda sharp, maybe you should put it down. Yeah, stop moving it towards my eye, I see it... that's kinda dangerous and... ouch, you slashed my face open. This is really going to affect my social life, you know that?
I think sheds are useful[edit | edit source]
Speaking of hamsters, that's a nice sword you've got there, Bill. You know I had a sword like that once? I used it to defeat Darth Vader. Twice.
SSSUUUURRRVVIIIVVVAAAAHHH!!!1[edit | edit source]
Oops, my phone's ringing... but I won't pick it up, because it's probably just my dumb friend Bill. Oh jeez, here you go again, with that damn sword. You're so funny, Bill. Slash my face open pl0x... oh wait, you already did.
OLOLOLOLOL N00B.