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What is the Candy Man?[edit | edit source]

One of the few known images of the candyman.

The Candy Man was originally just a normal person who was one of the second generation colonists of the planet <-->, who was born on July 12th, 2012. On January 13th, 2014, he was shipped off to the planet from his original birthplace in Arizona due to the terryifying threat of Socialism. The planet initially had two huge colonies, then it had about 13 tiny ones, aned then the colonies where abolished in 2146 when the planet was completely terraformed. The planet <--> was first found in 1986 AD and first colonised in 1994 AD, and was the 16th planet ever to have a human being step on it. The planet was notable for having two huge colonies which hated each-other. On November 25th, 2045, a bunch of angry people from the first colony snuck into the second colony and killed 39 people. But the person who would become Candyman suffered the worst fate. He was dunked into a huge vat of honey, sherbet, marzipan and caramel. Two years later, the man would become a horrible ghost demon, who killed the men who initially killed him ( note how they all went to Hell ). The Candyman re-appeared as an Urban legend and the new Bloody Mary in the first colony. There was movies, books, games, and all other forms of media about him and he was known by almost every single teenager in the first colony by 2047, yet he was practically unknown in the second colony. He soon nearly killed the president of the first colony, and has secretly avenged to kill anybody who holds a grudge to the second colony ( Most people in the first colony, then ) in the first colony or otherwise. These deaths where almost always as violent and disgusting as his own death, if not more so. He was a well-known story many centuries later.

Videos of the Candy Man[edit | edit source]

Candyman: The movie[edit | edit source]

In 2092, a Candyman movie was released in theaters, where it was a huge box-office success, so much there where five sequels and the character has been used in over three different franchises. The 3rd movie was the most successful in the box-office, but it was banned in a few countries (notably Australia) due to a very violent sex scene. The Theatrical trailer is available below:

The candyman as depicted in the film, a loosely-based, cut-down version of photographic evidence of it's existance.

Similarities between Candy Man and Bloody Mary[edit | edit source]

Both are summoned in the same way, although Candyman requires an extra five turns, but unlike Bloody Mary, there isn't all kinds of other shit you have to do, just spin around and chant his name five times. However, both of them have the same probability of them showing up. But, this is a big BUT, when Bloody Mary is summoned, she only comes out to kill the summoner, and if she does that, she immediately goes back in the mirror, and if she fails, she slowly, but surely, drives them insane. But with candyman, once he is summoned, he will keep going on and on, murdering everyone he sees until somebody compells him back. So arguably, Candyman is a lot more destructive and much harder to survive against.

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