I am Cassie, Cass for short or Cassandra for long. I am a bureaucrat on Uncyclopedia. I mainly travel to Illogicopedia for a few reasons: murdering spambots and vandals in cold blood, and eh, just being a casual work-in-the-background gnome. And eh, I'm an admin too. For some reason.
Feel free to leave me a message on my talk page. Unless you're a vandal or a sockpuppet, in which case please fuck off.