User:Colonel Sanders/Illogicopedia:Classes

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Welcome to the School of Illogic.[1] Class is in session. Please be quiet and stop writing notes to your buddy about that new foreign chick.

Unless otherwise noted, the classes are taught by Colonel Sanders.

Classes[edit | edit source]

Enrollment Requirements[edit | edit source]

You must:

  • Be an established Illogicopedia member of no less than ten (10) days.
  • Have written at least one (1) full article or have expanded on three (3) articles.
  • Not have a significant ban history.
  • Not be this guy.[2]
  • Be a nonsensical freak.
  • Have a pet hippo.

Course Descriptions[edit | edit source]

You enroll, meeting the above requirements, and will be given homework. Homework consists of two types of assignments. They are:

  • 1. Doing worksheets from the Colonel
  • 2. Writing or expanding or fixing articles relevant to your course.

Occasionally, you will get a test in which knowledge will be tested. Do it.

Benefits[edit | edit source]

By taking this course, you will learn:

  • That fish are people too!
  • That animal right groups like PETA are fish too!
  • That in Soviet Russia, pizza eats you!
  • Other crap.

Extra Credit[edit | edit source]

Extra credit can be earned in the following ways:

  • Getting a Conservapedia ban
  • Writing an essay on RationalWiki
  • Actually writing something on Uncyc NOT huffed after 3 minutes
  • Voting for any article in the WAE
  • Doing nothing.

Please enjoy the uneducational courses!--Teh Chicken Magnate, The Honorable Colonel Sanders 23:50, 14 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

  1. ↑ Some may think this is a parody of Conservapedia's Schlafly courses. This is simply not the case.
  2. ↑ Amendment added by ACLU
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