User:Eupocalith/Jihad

I propose that a declaration of total and unlimited warfare, Jihad, and Ar'Krai (for anyone insanely obsessed with Star Wars) against the vile scum at Encyclopedia Dramatica be made immediately!

Encyclopaedia Dramatica delenda est!

Casus Belli

Encyclopedia Dramatica claims to limit its edits to its own website. However, it is a known fact that it has previously extended its tendrils into Illogicopedia. It has also recently established a "satellite" website at [Daemonica]. The sole purpose of this site appears to be to slander the name of Uncyclopedia. It also uses a Communist symbol, which it is completely undeserving of using.

Possible Consequences of War

Without a doubt, the swine at Dramatica would launch an assault upon Illogicopedia. We must have backup files ready to restore any pages the enemy may blank. We could temporarily ban anonymous edits to prevent retaliation by Dramaticans after we attack their website.

Please leave responses to this call for war by clicking "Antimatter Demise."

-- <font=Impact>Eupocalith<font=Impact>Antimatter Demise Iirhai taul Nayuzir!