It has come to
attention that You have failed a popularity contest; clearly, you are doing something right! While "we" cannot speak for any other asocial Illogicopedian
introvert (being a one-man foundation), "we" nonetheless want to congratulate you on not only being a recognized and valuable contributor, but also failing to gain wider popularity as someone "hip" or "cool"! There is a lot of potential for you, my "friend"!