User:Flyingidiot/drafts/Army
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Army is a slang term referring to the Armish, a peaceful religious group that worships arms. They discovered Canadaians have alot of arms, so they keep their temple there. There is some dispute about the appropriateness of the term "Army", with some Amish believing it to be offensive, whilst others consider it acceptable.
The Armish live a pastoral existence, and do not use modern technology such as microwave ovens or Hello Kitty vibrators. They do, however, use genetic modification technology, in order to Not to be confused with US Army: a group of individuals with guns that are forced by an asinine government to jump in other people's wars at the last minute, and save the day. Mostly, they'd rather be blowing up washing machines and getting into barfights, and do so at any opportunity. Most often found residing up the US Sleevies.