User:Gruntled/Jibbery-style oinkery what don't make no sense t'all

"Jibbery-style oinkery what don't make no sense" is one of the signs that your hogs might be using crystal meth. This is according to Early Cuyler of Squidbillies fame.

Cuyler made a PSA commercial as part of a court ordered community service sentence which read as follows:

"Is your hog on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs. Sudden weight loss. Euphoria leadin' to paranoia. Stealitization of your thangs. And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense a 'tall. Warn your hog about the dangers of meth a 'fore it's too damn late. I'm Early Cuyler and this concludes my court-ordered community service."