User:Island Monkey/Man says 'China' in interesting way, becomes instant hit

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USA, 14 JULY 2017 A 70 year old pensioner has slowly become a huge hit in the US, after his strange pronunciation of the country China was revealed.

Businessman Donald Trump, and President of the United States, pronounces it like 'chayna', which has caused huge furor, in a good way, of course.

Millions have since flocked to his help, requesting that he cures ailments and creates world peace. and builds a wall, of which Mexico will pay for!