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The Incubator Starts Here - - Article Name: Blabbling[edit]

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Sunshine and monkeys fall upon the parrot's electromagnetic shoulder.

Starshine and baboons are not your most friendly reptilian classifications.

There once was that one odd thing or two, who went to the city to buy a novelty deformed latke. It is out of luck. Code orange and one half. Like, around yea high. Exodus 18:18. Please pass the scotch tape, my toe ring exploded again. *sigh* WHAT IS LIFE?!! WHAT IS IT WITHOUT, uh, is that a portable turtle litterbox? What, you say? You got it on sale for only 6732 Piddlerbucks? What a steal! And so goes Hamlet. What's it called again? Oh yes. Hamlet. GET OFF MY PORTABLE LITTERBOX, DUMBLEDORE! STOP TRYING TO DISARM SALVADOR DALÍ WITH TENNIS BALLS! *ahem* sorry, technical difficulties. It would seem someone stuck a muffin in our VHS player. Resume with your playing chess with that gigantic gelatinous mass. Are you even listening to me? No you're not. Yes you are. Definitely maybe. Huh. Yeah, maybe it would fit inside a refrigerator. OR NOT, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? Am I... alone? Then who's playing the timpani? Please tell me it's not one of those praenomen again. That would be somewhat ineffective. What is the extra charge for a lawn chair? Yes, I want three 8-pound tubas, not four. Hey look! A unicorn! What? You were sleeping? It's written in the Bible that bananas are only seldom explosive. No, this is not an analysis. Get out of here. It would seem that I am not one of your average purple bird feeders. Instead, I am a simple soup bowl. DID ANYONE MENTION THE FLOATING APPLE THAT SEEMS TO BE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE?! if you got that reference, I'm giving you a high five. WHAT? CAN YOU HELP ME PICK UP THIS SMALL PIECE OF STYROFOAM? no? OK. what? the common cold? IMMUNE SYSTEM, DO YOUR JAZZ! I'm you, sister. Uh-oh spaghetti-O's, paradox time is 9 o'clock. (I'm sure they mean 7:45.) That was very stercoraceous of you. I am slightly eluded, perhaps. You want to know what it shwas? Alright. I'll tell you what it shwas. Today my toothbrush disappeared into the ɤ̃th dimension. Seriously? Apprehensively. And so goes shwhatever. Um.... who am I again? Because that tomato is hanging precariously from that waterfall. I SAID, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT -- uh, maybe it was swine flu. Did you make sure to call a doctor? Wow! I was almost being sense-y! These are troubling times. Did you know that, uh, um, well, I seem to be lacking neurons. I must be a potato on a sofa. Please no hurt. Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. Plez? Plez. At last, nothing has been achieved. Uh-oh. That all-consuming aberration needs lunchy munchy. Someone pass the seasoned lampshades. It's a good thing I don't exist. Otherwise that would be just plain depressing. Did I tell you that the legs sticking out of my ear finally up and left? They grow up so fast... WOP THE FROP, YA BROP! Excuse me, I must be going!!! Didn't mean to poke my eye...... s..fes.se...aw.e.fe...r.d.v..x.c.s..e..f...wef. ..b..rfw Um, slop? Don't worry, I packed my tuna fish sandwich to the 7th dimension yesterday. It should be waiting at the baggage claim that looks like a cabbage patch kid. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't SEMOLINA PILCHARD worry CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER. Shwelp, that shweeber shwunks. Shwoo are shwyoo? SCHYAVO!

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My name is Riugwewfgru[edit]

I like eating stew

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Hey there, is your name Oniontree, because oranges and apples are beyond com-pear! (I don't deserve a computer with typing capabilities. Back to Pong for me!) What is this? The flu? So THAT explains the fact that I don't exist.... Well, that clears that up. The weather, eh? Teh weahter, he? Hte ewahetr, hh? ethwahetereheh?!! Ethsetwhetcbethesfnrjwivnub is a great name for your new child! Sorry, was that the word "the" you said? Because if so, you're grounded! No more couscous for you! (Only quinoa!)


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