User:Willy on Wheels
Contrary to what my username may say, I am actually an extended confirmed user, rollbacker, pending changes reviewer and new page reviewer on Wikipedia with 6000+ edits, 1 GA and 4 DYK nominations, 4 articles written from scratch and a sparkling clean block log under another username. Try to guess my real identity if you wish...... anyone who does this will get a lifetime's supply of barnstars and wheel-shaped cookies, plus a new Willys-Knight car.
UPDATE: Sigh, someone did guess my Wikipedia identity after all.... gotta go bake some wheel shaped cookies, I guess.
(Oh, and if you are wondering, I am actually a girl and my pronouns are she/her. I just thought it would be funny to do this. Also, anyone can vandalize edit my userpage if you wish.)