User talk:Willy on Wheels

Welcome Willy! Unfortunately I'm not knowledgeable enough on Wikipedia contributors to guess who you are. I find the vandals much more interesting.

Welcome to ?pedia! Hope you enjoy your stay. Please leave your nouns in the locker room (behind the the door marked "LOLCHEESE") So anyway, this is a pseudo-official greeting from a user who may or may not be an admin/sysop/werewolf, so here come the obligatory links to pages to help you out and tell you "Don't be teh vandal kthx": Our beginner's guide is here If you want more info on ?pedia, 'tis right here, and in case you've come from Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or some other "humour" wiki, we also recommend that you understand how ?pedia is different from other wikis A less sensible explanation of our beloved 'pedia is here Our general disclaimer is not here, but here --> LOOKIE Don't be afraid to visit us on IRC DISCORD The rules, such as "ROFL KILL THE BABIESN'T PLZN'T (notn't)" are here. People breaking the rules will have a koala thrown at them, and may also possibly receive a Chinese burn. So, that's all for now... Please be nice, make great articles and help contribute to our community in any way possible: e.g. template making, voting for articles or users, et cetera. ~ The Illogicopedia Welcoming Committee “NO ACTUALLY, YOU'RE TERRIBLE AND WE HOPE YOU DIE.” ~ The Illogicopedia Community on welcoming new members

Whether it's through compulsory community service for crimes we won't go into or just personal choice, you've just joined illogicopedia. First and foremost, may I take your coat *rifles through the pockets*. This greeting if not nailed to your forehead (or applied forcefully with No More Nails) is most likely from an admin/werewolf/Jonas the Happy Vandal/Sysop which makes it excellent, so RELAX. Now we're all relaxed, I'll quickly get through the bits you need to know (rules and where to go etc, and my bribe of course): If you're actually a vandal then prepare to be squashed by an oversized novelty sandal. If you're a complete beginner to wiki's then you may want to click here. If you're nibbling on any cheese or cookies at the moment, STOP! ...Hammer Time! Those are for Santa - our resident stuttering old perv. Just so you know what we're about (the life drawing class is left of that pop-up) I'd advise clicking here. I have to emphasise the section "In comparison to other wikis", just incase you're a fleeing uncyclopedia/uncycling flea user etc. Any featured work will be rewarded with a gold star (to put on your Christmas tree) whilst any !$"?@#!1*&!! work will be rewarded with a swift slap to the chops. If you turn out to infact be a brilliant user and aren't at this point laughing at the huge crater you've made where the Illogia once stood then you could be elidgible for Writer of the Month (or at least an unofficial Insane/Dedication award). If all else fails drink holy water and watch as a big hole-y forms through your heart. If it all goes horribly wrong and the police find your stash of Nuclear warheads, have broken into your house, and the ghost busters are unavailable then you should probably franticly claw for help in the direction of these guys. If you want to wear a funny wig and sit in a house full of commoners or lards then a political party membership may be for you. I recommend the Strangled Cats party. When we finally figure out you're the user that keeps stealing our pocessions we're going to need to keep in touch with you (so we can get a clear shot at ya :P). So please feel free to leave comments on user's talk pages or our sparkling forum. You can talk to us directly on our IRC chatroom. Now all that's left is the complimentary welcoming mint, and my bribe. £<insert number with more zeroes than Binary Code at the end of it here> please. Make all cheques payable to hell.

CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 17:09, 23 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

@Cg098: Thanks..... on wheels. Speaking of vandals, I actually spend quite a bit of time reverting vandalism and reporting vandals to admins so they get blocked on Wikipedia. Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 14:00, 24 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

omg it's the real willy on wheels _{bottom text ^{top text}} 15:03, 24 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

@Bamsemums: Well, I ain't the real Willy lol. But I can still put Illogicopedia on WHEELS!!!!!!!!!!!! Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 17:16, 24 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

whatever you say, mystery willy!! take us for a... ride...? ugh. looked better in my head. But you get the idea!! Goater (talk) 18:12, 24 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

uhhh, yes? _{bottom text ^{top text}} 21:45, 24 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

Sure, I shall take y'all on a ride, then, on the Willymobile 2000, one of my finest wheeled vehicles. Specifically, I shall go on a drive to the distant realm of Wheelsville, where everything is well, on wheels. XD Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 01:54, 25 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

wheelsville on wheels frfr Goater (talk) 10:45, 25 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

What about Wheelsville on Wheels..... on Wheels then? Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 22:07, 25 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

it needs a governing body. those are cool, right? Goater (talk) 22:17, 25 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

Well, I am the Supreme Lord of Wheelsville (on Wheels).... Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 17:25, 26 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

Do you have a parliament? Goater (talk) 14:13, 27 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

I don't blame you for that. Wikipedia still has some value, and it wouldn't if blatant vandalism was allowed to stay up. CG098 (talk ☼‎ contribs) 14:27, 26 Octodest 2023 (UTC)

i think i find it

user:Generalissima is my official guess! Goater (talk) 15:40, 9 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

Nope, wrong. Pfft *hysterical laugh* Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 14:52, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

oke! Goater (talk) 15:09, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

(i will keep digging) Goater (talk) 15:12, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

user:Prodraxis!! Goater (talk) 15:18, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

*sigh* how did you get it correct? Yes, I am Prodraxis. Proof: [1] Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 15:25, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

these are very helpful thingies-- helping me discern user rights and pronouns for years. probably shouldve waited a good bit before you updated your DYK noms... ;P Goater (talk) 15:27, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

*whacks self with wheeled trouts* Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 15:31, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

signed guestbook lmao nice to meet you Goater (talk) 15:49, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

You are apparently taking this for a spin...

On a roll (or rolling on) so to say. But be careful; should your car break, there's a risk that you may turn into oil-Slick Willy. On the plus-side, said person is presumably a smooth operator – and can thus get the car in order again. --Fluffalizer 17:38, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)

Of course, I'm always careful when driving my Willymobile 2000. And I can fix it if it ever breaks. Willy on Wheels ^{talk to me... ON WHEELS!} 17:46, 10 Novelniver 2023 (UTC)