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This article was flipped upside down from Uncyclopedia. The rats got to it, and so we have this bastardised ?pedia version.
Ready 'n' Steady: Part Two isn't a song, but if it had been, it would have been the sequel to the 1979 record by the group D.A, referred to as 'Ready 'n' Steady'. Now, we know of course here at Illogicopedia, that Ready 'n' Steady was a hoax, like DHMO and such. It therefore never actually existed, not even 2 seconds of white noise at the beginning.
Recording[edit | edit source]
Ready 'n' Steady: Part Two lasted for 1 minute and 61 seconds, or so they didn't say. There was no release of how they didn't attempt to record the piece, and it was safe to say that there wasn't any actually recording done. They didn't record, but they didn't just horse around while trying to record at Non-Existent Studios.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
There were no lyrics to this song, but if there had been, it would have been:
- Ready 'n' Steady! Ready 'n' Steady! For what is right...
- Ready 'n' Steady, get ready to fight...
- And this one's Part Two, o-oh!
But that's a song already, 'Stand Up!', with the lyrics replaced.
Reception[edit | edit source]
There was no reception from anywhere. One magazine didn't say, 'This song is fantastic! 5/5'. The Non-Existent Party has adopted this as their national anthem.
“If you weren't stranded with this song on a desert island, perhaps you'd be able to eat sand. Not even Part One could save you then.'”