User talk:Catfeces

Hello and welcome to illogicopedia. We're a site devoted to surrealism, nonsense, and general strangeness. I gotta say that I have no idea who Jeff Houser is, but if he's a freind of yours then you're violating one of illogicopedia's only rules, which is to avoid writing articles about friends because nobody cares about them. So yeah, I might end up deletin' the Jeff houser article, unless he's some celebrity I've never heard of. --THE 19:54, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

I see you added to the jeff houser article that he's actually a celebrity. I'll take your word for it (I don't know much about celebrities, unless they star in nun porn. That was a joke. Kind of). Sorry for assuming your jeff houser article was vanity. Also, we tend to discourage one-sentence articles here, so I'd reccomend addin' a bit more content to some of your shortest ones so they won't end up in the trash bin. --THE 21:54, 14 Aym 2009 (UTC)

The best idea when you don't know a name is to google it, THE :P. There doesn't seem to be anyone famous by that name, unless we're talking "the leader of Fort Sill Apache Tribe" O.o Anyway welcome to the site Catfeces, long may you be the excrement of your household pet. Unless you misspelled faces. It happens to the best of us... MyMetalFnord—talk 08:28, 15 Aym 2009 (UTC)