User talk:Gruntled/Indecisive bat

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Bat... get... sick!

SAN CAPISTRANO, California -- The bats came back to Capistrano this year, and that's not all. Many of the city's part-time nocturnal inhabitants are infected with a disgusting strain of a bacterial infection, causing them to bug their eyes out, drool, speak in tongues and become hedg fund managers.